A friend asks if you've been lonely because there are wadded up balls of tissue laying all over the place.
You know you're a vaper when....
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You slam on the breaks and nearly cause an accident because you notice the new vape shop that just opened.
When you look at your signature and realize you've still spent less vaping then you would have on analogs 
When you see a bunch of people smoking outside the bar and wonder why they are still doing that.
When you and vaping friends gather together and try to recreate fog for the inevitable youtube version of thriller you're going to record..
When you'll just have to wait to download that file onto your computer because your battery is charging.
When you smile because you don't care that prices are going up on cigarettes
When you buy something that looks like a Caboozle knowing it's a great way to carry around your mods and gear.
When you buy something that looks like a Caboozle knowing it's a great way to carry around your mods and gear.
When your significant other wants to spend more time kissing because you don't stink like cigarettes!
When you sneak to the bathroom during the movie and when you come back your girlfriend asks why you smell like Skittles.
You know you are a vaper when....
You catch yourself moving closer and closer to the computer screen and think "dang I wish my new glasses would come in" and then you realize the problem is not your eyesight it is the vapor fog between you and the screen.
You catch yourself moving closer and closer to the computer screen and think "dang I wish my new glasses would come in" and then you realize the problem is not your eyesight it is the vapor fog between you and the screen.
When the guy who saw you blow a cloud out of your mouth asks for a light and you tell him you don't carry one.
Had that happen the other day, a guy asked for a light after seeing me exhale vapor and when I said "sorry, I don't smoke" just looked at me puzzled and walked away, ha.
When you exhale so much vapor, you want to say "tonight matthew, i'm gonna be..." as you walk through it.
(Stars in their eyes reference, might be more of a UK reference, not sure)
(Stars in their eyes reference, might be more of a UK reference, not sure)
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