You May be a Vape Geek if...

[ejuiceconnoisseur]

[h=2]You May be a vape Geek if…[/h] Filed under: Funny Stuff — 7 Comments
November 27, 2013

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If you find yourself nodding at, laughing at, or acknowledging some or most of the following statements, you might very well be a vape-geek! It’s OK… every enthusiast in every industry has a similar list floating around their e-mail chains at work. This one can be ours! Here’s the list:

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• If you see a slinky, spring, or any similarly shaped item, and you picture a wick threaded through the center of said item… you might be a vape-geek!
• If you carry a rebuilding case/kit/pack around with you at all times… you might be a vape-geek!
• If you regularly use the term ‘analog(s)’ in everyday conversation and expect everyone to immediately know that you’re talking about non-electronic tobacco cigarettes… you might be a vape-geek!
• If you know what PG, PEG, DG, VG, ANTZ, ADV, 510, mAh, PV, RY4, TH, VV, VW, AiV, MNG, G2, MBV, Clearo, Carto, and Atty stand for and what they mean regarding electronic cigarettes and E-liquids… you might be a vape-geek!
• If you can’t go grocery shopping without coming up with at least a dozen new E-juice flavor ideas… you might be a vape-geek!
• If you look at someone vaping a high-mAh variable voltage “stick” battery and a T-3 clearomizer as a “novice…” you might be a vape-geek!
• If you regularly use the phrase, “Here, try my juice” without thinking dirty, perverted thoughts… you might be a vape-geek!
• If you still spend as much money on vaping as you once did on your two-pack-a-day smoking habit, but you still try to sell people on vaping with the argument that E-cigarettes save money… you might be a vape-geek... (Click here to read the rest of my article.)

 

[tricci]

You might be a vape geek if your idea of porn is watching YouTube reviews of vape gear you want.

 

[puya]

) thanks for the article

 

[OlDogNewTricks]

You care and know more about what battery you run in your mod than in your car.

You have a mod for every occasion of your life. Boating, in public, home relaxing

You experiment with coil building for fun

Your search for an ADV is more meaningful to you than finding the meaning of life

You care passionately about the merits of direct DC output versus pulse-width modulation

Clothing manufacturers call you to ask your opinion of various wicking materials

Your home smells like a bakery... and you never bake

Drip tip is a non-sexual reference

You vape what you'd never eat

You own tools that you'd never use for anything but vaping because you are afraid of what they might get on them

Your backups have backups and you are still concerned