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Im tired of hearing about all of the health risks I take on a daily basis from the time I wake up, until the time I go to sleep. I figured that they would let up after I quit smoking
but they have not. In fact, now that Im partaking in something that hasnt been around as long as smoking, the health warnings have doubled. So, I started listening to all of these well-intentioned, if intrusive, warnings and cautionary tales. Now, Ive decided to put the following list together that lists in detail all of the ways in which vaping can affect you and the people and things around you. Here it is:
First-Hand vaping- This one refers to the damage you are doing to yourself by choosing to vape E-cigarettes. If you continue to vape, you will die a horrible, screaming death while your children are murdered in front of you.
Second-Hand Vaping- This second entry refers to the damage that you are doing to those who stand near to you, as they breathe in your exhaled clouds of vapor. This makes you a murderer of the first degree and a traitor to the safety and security of our unsullied nation.
Third-Hand Vaping- Do you come in contact with things and stuff and whatnot on a regular basis that has been exposed to the vapor of some unseen E-cigarette users disgusting vaping habit. The vaper exhales vapor onto his/her checkbook, writes a check, puts the check in the mail, and someone at the other end opens it and takes out the check. Bam! Instantaneous death by anger-driven deity smiting!
Fourth-Hand Vaping- Sometime in the future, you may run across someone who vapes. This mere possibility (admittedly a very probable possibility) will cause your lungs to collapse here and now, in the present time, and you will gasp for air as you slip away into nothingness.
Fifth-Hand Vaping... (Click here to read the rest of my article)
