This is the best thread, I love it!
Ok, here's my take:
3. V4L's French Pipe. WTF??? is that supposed to be? If that's what the french put in their pipes it's no wonder they tend to roll over in political conflict, who would have the energy to stand and fight!
2. I'm joining the masses here, Viking Vapor Cherry Smoke. Take a bottle of red Nyquil, add some off brand BBQ sauce, smoke it slowly over chemical fake hickory chips.
1. Nhaler Appletini This is really motor oil with a shot of barfed up cheap booze in it. Really, that's what it is. Nothing apple about it either. When I vaped this I thought I was sick, nothing could actually be that. So I came back and tried again. No third round though, uh uh, no way.
I could give you ten more that were just totally WRONG but i guess that's the worst three. Bleccch I'm grossed out just thinking about the appletini.