Your Worst 3 flavors

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dspin

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3. anything by Vapor Renu
2. mad vapes Top Vapor Bubblegum, tastes like getting Aqua Net in your mouth.
1. RiZe Kamel, ok at first, about a month after opening the bottle this turned into straight mosquito repellent. Literally. Like spraying Off and getting it in your mouth.


I'll second the Vapor Renu
 

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1 - Dekang Flue Cured tobacco = old gym socks that your cat used as a litter box
2 - Dekang Clove - If you like the feeling you get when the dentist puts a needle in your gums and it shoots straight through your left eyeball. Plus the 3 hours of drooling with a fat lip afterward, GET THIS juice.
3 - Dekang Black Cherry - Numbing effect as noted above with a Vick's Vapo-rub aftertaste and a cherry on top. Downright enjoyable if I do say so my self.
 

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1.) Tropical Lemonade (100% VG, Triple Flavor) from Gourmet Vapor
2.) Lauralee's Famous Sassafras (100% VG, Double Flavor) from Gourmet Vapor
3.) Blackberry (50/50 VG/PG), Vapor Bomb

All three of them ooze their smell out of the bottle and are in quarantine. In that regard, the worst *smelling* juice (making everything in my travel bag smell even with a tight cap on new bottle) I've had is Nana Colada from GV. I *really* don't like soft plastic bottles for this reason
 

GeeYourHairSmellsTerrific

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This is the best thread, I love it!
Ok, here's my take:

3. V4L's French Pipe. WTF??? is that supposed to be? If that's what the french put in their pipes it's no wonder they tend to roll over in political conflict, who would have the energy to stand and fight!

2. I'm joining the masses here, Viking Vapor Cherry Smoke. Take a bottle of red Nyquil, add some off brand BBQ sauce, smoke it slowly over chemical fake hickory chips.

1. Nhaler Appletini This is really motor oil with a shot of barfed up cheap booze in it. Really, that's what it is. Nothing apple about it either. When I vaped this I thought I was sick, nothing could actually be that. So I came back and tried again. No third round though, uh uh, no way.

I could give you ten more that were just totally WRONG but i guess that's the worst three. Bleccch I'm grossed out just thinking about the appletini.
 

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The worst crap I have vaped:

#3 Vaperite - Orange Blossom Black Tea. Shoot me. It's the only juice where I took 1 puff and said NO. It's that bad and still only third worst though.

#2 Viking Vapor- Cherry Smoke. I have no clue why any company would make this. Even more mystifying is that VV claims it is a Signature Series vape. wtf?!? Go to the Dollar Store, buy a bottle of cherry cough syrup and then add a massive dose of Liquid Smoke. Put that in your mouth and prepare to puke yer guts out. Did VV lose a bet or something? Truly foul.

#1 FSUSA - Wyatt Earp. FSUSA has a wide array of poor juices but this pins the suck-o-meter. The other two vapes blow, no question. They did however have some kind of hallucination of what they wanted to make. This? It's so awful it defies description. I'll try anyway.

Take a wet dog and let it roll around in tub of half-smoked cigarette butts some hobo is saving for his retirement. Attempt to dry the dog off by dousing with Bacardi 151 and set ablaze. Experience shame. Try to put fire out by beating it with the hobo's second hand shoe inserts. Fail. Finally douse flames with jalapeno juice. Shave the aggrieved dog. Press all liquid out of the hair. Add nicotine juice to the dog squeezins'. Have kids scribble smiley faces on invoice. Sell. Get new dog with fresh hair. Repeat.

Unquestionably the worst vape I have ever tasted.


i know this is months later but... this made me roflsma (like literally literally)
 

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Disclaimer: I have only tried about 20 flavors thus far, so my "worst" (other than #1) weren't actually all THAT bad, just down at the bottom of my short list of already tested flavors. Add that I ordered mostly from two of the most beloved companies Alien Visions and Backwoods Brew so I've had far more positive than negative experiences.

#1 Ultrapure Regular Full Flavor - Despite a whole thread devoted to the "wet chicken on a grill" taste, I was encouraged by the other positive reviews and gave it a shot. Loved the idea of a US made EcoPure-alike and thought that surely the chicken comments were at least a bit exaggerated. As soon as I opened the sample my heart sank because just the smell alone was unappealing, and the first draw confirmed that sinking feeling. Wet. Chicken. On. A. Grill... Yes. Really. Obviously taste is entirely subjective, but I'd be interested to hear how many Ultrapure fans are also enormous fans of grilled chicken? Couldn't get the taste out of my mouth either. Would rather inhale SadisticVape's new HotPokerInYourEye juice than this.

#2 AV - Hype. One of the only fruity flavors I've tried, so this may just be down to not being a fan of fruit flavors in general. It was nice but I found it too perfumey and synthetic tasting to enjoy.

#3 AV - Chai. I absolutely love the real thing, but found I didn't care for the peppery/spicy quality in a vape. Like the fruity caveat above, this may be an indicator that spicy is just not for me in vapes, but as of yet this is the only one I've tried with that flavor profile, so time will tell.
 

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1. Vaperite Organic Tobacco -wet dog? mop water? -no tobacco taste at all...just stinky smell and nasty rotten taste
2. Vapentstien London -dirty ashtray cig butts wrapped in a peice of leather
3. A tie between: Wicked Vapor (VaporPro) Coconut-like a wax candle & VaporBomb Perique Black -bitter metallic taste
 

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This is easy for me...but I have to preface it by saying that three juices I'm going to name are from three of my very most favorite vendors - they sell killer stuff, I've tried a lot from all of them and each of these are the only one from each vendor that I would say is bad. And they aren't just bad, they are the worst of the worse of hundreds of juices I've tried. That said, I still order from each of these places because they have some of the best juices out there.

3. Halo Bella Valente - the least worst of the three because it's easy enough to flush it out of your cartomizer with other juices. But for me, this tastes like cat litter. Not that I've tasted cat litter, but I'm plenty familiar with the smell. On the plus side, it's not dirty cat litter, it's fresh clean cat litter. Yummers!

2. Tasty Vapor Almond Horn - Jet fuel. Seriously. Not much more to say. And there is no saving the cartomizer this stuff finds its way into.

1. The winner is...Backwoods Brew 555 Exotic - Ammonia. I could spray this stuff on my trash to keep cats and dogs away. Not only does it stick to your carto, it sticks to you. I smelled it in my nose still a full twelve hours after vaping it. On the upside, you can taste some 555 and perfume in there too.

I love each of these vendors so much I feel bad now, I'm going to have to go order great stuff from each just to feel better about posting this.
 
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