Zombie poetry and prose:
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Speaking of Primus, they will be at the All Good Fest that I made a thread on a couple of days ago. Will be in the second or third week of July if you are interested. Wild.....wild wild time dude. They are going to have a freaking deadly lineup this year.
when my kids were little, I used to tell them that Primus wrote a song for me. I told them the name of the song was "My name is Mutt". They believed it for a little while...
YouTube - Primus - My Name Is Mud (LYRICS)
YouTube - Primus - My Name Is Mud (LYRICS)
Kooaid cartos? Where can I get those???? (Hopefully NOT from MAC !!)...
I just ordered gummi bear e-juice...Is it like that?
It's more like the "don't drink the koolaid" cult-flavor Koolaid cartos if i remember correctly. I can't believe Vap did- for Haiku no less. That's one of the reasons we threw him under the bus to become our fearless leader
I didnt write it...but its either poetry or prose, one of the 2:
YouTube - Zombie Love Song - (Your Favorite Martian music video)
YouTube - Zombie Love Song - (Your Favorite Martian music video)
Anybody seen this book yet? It's full of re-worded Love songs...such as; "You're the One that I Chomp" & "You've Lost that Livin' Feeling"... Too funny!!!
HAhahah "I wanna steal your heart and EAT your brains..." Too funny
Green Acres is the place for me.
Farm livin' is more zombie free.
Small graveyards, and less people to die.
Keep Manhattan, it's only a zombie hive.
Farm livin' is more zombie free.
Small graveyards, and less people to die.
Keep Manhattan, it's only a zombie hive.
crap...just got a tune wedgie...
(Zsa Zsa is looking mighty zombie- like these days)
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Little zombie Warner
Who hides around the corner
Was eating a raw brains pie
He stuck in his thumb
and stirred it around
And said "look y'all...I found an eye !"
Who hides around the corner
Was eating a raw brains pie
He stuck in his thumb
and stirred it around
And said "look y'all...I found an eye !"
we should rewrite all the nursery rhymes... Now as CES likes to say... I have a rhyme wedgie!
Now as CES likes to say... I have a rhyme wedgie!
Fee fi fo fum
I stole a pineal gland from a zombie that's dumb
I took it to the lab and extracted it's juice
Now it's in a cartomizer and I'm feeling loose
My teeth are all pointy and I grew eyes in my back
If my momma saw me now she wouldn't know I was mac
My magic beans are for all but they won't grow a stalk
I can show you how to live forever without that lame zombie walk
Have a sip of this potion and take this shot just in case
You can fight off the homicidal urges by running in place
Nevermind that extra arm you might need it some time
And look guys I made the word tentacle fit into my rhyme
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Zombie joke!
How can you tell if it's a vegetarian Zombie?
They're the ones moaning for "GRAINS! GRAINS!"
How can you tell if it's a vegetarian Zombie?
They're the ones moaning for "GRAINS! GRAINS!"
Hi Roland! Not sure if it's a joke or a fact...we've actually discussed this on the questions/answers thread...Will all Zombies be cannibals? Will Vegans crave Grains or will they crave Vegan Brains? Only time will tell...
Hi Roland! Not sure if it's a joke or a fact...we've actually discussed this on the questions/answers thread...Will all Zombies be cannibals? Will Vegans crave Grains or will they crave Vegan Brains? Only time will tell...
Lol, k zombie haiku
Brains brains brains brains brains
Brains brains brains brains brains brains brains
Brains brains brains brains brains
Damn! Beaten to the brains on that one too! Lol
I've been bitten
and there's no going back
once green eyes
are slowly turning black
I'm getting damn hungry
but for what I don't know
gonna fake an injury
and call for my buddy Joe
I'll lure him in close
so then I can strike
I bit him on the face
mmmm that taste nice
he tried to run
but he slipped in his own blood
no hope now Joe, this is kinda fun
He stopped kicking
and I had my fill
gonna find the rest of the crew
I intend to kill
I'm kinda amazed
no one heard Joe cry
he squealed like a pig
when I pulled out his eye
Oh look, there's the group
complacent and chill
Mandy is closest to me
the first I'm gonna kill
I make my move
but I've gotten slow
she dodged my grasp
but she didn't dodge Joe
now there are two of us
circling for the kill
but the bullets start flying
moving even slower now
feeling very ill
I take one to the face
I start to shut down
my body still twitches
as I fall to the ground
I'm somewhat glad it's over
it wasn't much fun
being undead and hungry
and watching all your friends run
and there's no going back
once green eyes
are slowly turning black
I'm getting damn hungry
but for what I don't know
gonna fake an injury
and call for my buddy Joe
I'll lure him in close
so then I can strike
I bit him on the face
mmmm that taste nice
he tried to run
but he slipped in his own blood
no hope now Joe, this is kinda fun
He stopped kicking
and I had my fill
gonna find the rest of the crew
I intend to kill
I'm kinda amazed
no one heard Joe cry
he squealed like a pig
when I pulled out his eye
Oh look, there's the group
complacent and chill
Mandy is closest to me
the first I'm gonna kill
I make my move
but I've gotten slow
she dodged my grasp
but she didn't dodge Joe
now there are two of us
circling for the kill
but the bullets start flying
moving even slower now
feeling very ill
I take one to the face
I start to shut down
my body still twitches
as I fall to the ground
I'm somewhat glad it's over
it wasn't much fun
being undead and hungry
and watching all your friends run
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