Decided to make a 'current' zombie sighting thread for upcoming or recent zombie appearances. I watched Face Off (tv series) last night and next week's challenge will be... Zombies! Add, discuss, rant at your discretion!
The day I get fed up with zombies will be the day I become one, and I know I'm not alone. Sinatra's voice, the electoral college, random squads of flesh-muching post-humans with Heinz 57 facial makeovers - these are the indigenous relics we all know will endure until Alpha Centuri scientists get busy sorting out our idea of fun. We're in hock to Europe for vampires, werewolves and Frankenstein's monster, but sorry world: Shaun of the Dead or no Shaun of the Dead, we own this turf. Ravenous dorks in bloodstained Dockers and cheerleader togs are as American as Adam's-apple pie.
If vampires are a fantasy of elitism - a riff on decadent old world aristocracy - the zombies in their "we are ex-people" way, are the sickest possible parody of a Jeffersonian-style egalitarianism.
Never stop being thankful that the zombie equivalent of "Twilight" would be "Dinnertime."
The reason zombies can't jump the shark, is because they ARE the shark, baby.
With Hummers, weaponry and whole supermarkets up for grabs, the pilfering scenes in zombie movies are capitalism porn that outdoes any shopping-spree montage in a chick flick.
We have met the enemy and he is us. Now hand me a baseball bat.
P.S. Yes, I subscribe to GQ. If you want to pick a fight with me about it, PM me and I'd be happy to explain to you exactly why "every girl's crazy bout a sharp dressed man."
On a side note... Dr Evil reads GQ?? I think I'm in Love!!!!
It's not so much 'gore' that gets an "R" rating (have you watch the Lord of the Rings movies?!?) so much as dialog and situations that some secret society decides isn't appropriate. If you get a chance, watch "This film is not yet rated". It came out in 2006 and ruffled more than a few feathers with the MPAA. I can't do anything but agree with them considering one of my favorite films "Clerks" was originally given an NC-17 rating! No nudity, no blood, just dialog that they found 'disturbing' and 'foul'. Words! Explode someone/thing and so long as it doesn't have RED blood, you can get a PG-13, you can even get away with brief nudity (very brief!) and keep a PG rating (Dragonslayer, a DISNEY film no less!), but discuss some aberrant behaviors and you're locked out...
So basically, I tend to shun PG-13 'horror' since it normally restricts the artist concept and/or panders to a teenage mall mentality of 'scarey'. /rant![]()
Sex is not criminal, watching it is. Violence is criminal, watching it is not