Well the good news Freaky is, Absinthe isn't illegal in the U.S. anymore. Well not completely, just the high concentration stuff (called bitters). Plus there's more than one way to skin a green fairy too. Techno uses the 'classic' method, the Czech's like to dip the sugar cube in absinthe, then set it on fire and plunge it back in letting it burn off some of the alcohol (it's got enough to spare), then palming out the flame and shooting it straight. Or... you can use it in place of Jaegermeister for mixed drinks since the taste is kind of similar. Just watch out when you do that, since it ranges from 100-170 proof!