Zombie Sillyness
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yeah....poor little anteater....but as we all know...it's a harsh world out there
hey.....that just reminded me of something....is there any relationship between the flesh eating bacteria and the virus that causes Zombies?
the flesh eating bacterium page of the zombie survival and defense wiki has been deleted- it may be a conspiracy!!!! 
Flesh Eating Bacterium - Zombie Survival & Defense Wiki
Flesh Eating Bacterium - Zombie Survival & Defense Wiki
knew we could count on you to come sniffing around eventually! How long did it take you to dig that up....no pun intended. 
Ladies and Gentlemen....we may have our first e-cig Darwin Award !!! If she dies that is.....
I hope you won't be cremated....we have plans for your brain.
actually we have discussed that....the closest we have come is Ham and Chicken Teryaki. The person who actually tried the Ham was none to amused...which is good....I'm pretty sure he is human....so maybe the Zombies will LIKE it and we can use it in e-juice bombs.
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ham and teriyaki chicken?? i'm thinking more chicken & beef fat mixed with egg yoke and old grey pudding.
but then again i've heard that when you're a zombie everything tastes like cardboard... except for human brains, which taste like chicken.
i wonder if zombies can even taste? though they must be after brains for some reason. is it just zombie instinct to eat brains, or could it be that human brains are full of some type of zombie vitamin or protein?
but then again i've heard that when you're a zombie everything tastes like cardboard... except for human brains, which taste like chicken.
i wonder if zombies can even taste? though they must be after brains for some reason. is it just zombie instinct to eat brains, or could it be that human brains are full of some type of zombie vitamin or protein?
I think it ended up tasting like rancid ham....so we're hoping zombies like strong flavors. No too sure about the fat& egg yolk pudding. That sounds like it would be visually....um disgusting, but we're not sure how well zombies see.
There is some controversy about the brain diet. For example, Zombie Nutritionist Recommends All-Brain Diet | The Onion - America's Finest News Source, but the others suggest a more balanced approach (I posted this in another thread, but it's too goood not to post again).
ps- no Darwin award here. Yet. Check again if i start making my own mods...
There is some controversy about the brain diet. For example, Zombie Nutritionist Recommends All-Brain Diet | The Onion - America's Finest News Source, but the others suggest a more balanced approach (I posted this in another thread, but it's too goood not to post again).
ps- no Darwin award here. Yet. Check again if i start making my own mods...
Bah... an all brain diet it like the Atkins diet... great for a couch potato... but a Zombie that really wants to stay in shape know that flailing limbs and intestines are part of a balanced breakfast... you need to high density gluttons of muscle tissue to convert the nervous tissue of the brain into a virus friendly proteins... also with out eating the occasional living intestine you'll not have to correct bacterias and acids to break down the digest your meal correctly
What if someone wore dentures before the change and lost them? How does a toothless zombie eat?
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