...and then it gets weird.

[MisterMike]

Or "I'd like to ride you like a mini-bike, so I hope you've got gas!" Yes, those would indeed be more disturbing.

If I had been drinking something when I read this, I'd be cleaning said drink off my laptop screen right about now. That's just ... no.

Kind of like "You've stolen my heart. Luckily I have three more in my freezer."

Probably not. The last time I had my waters tested it was shortly after I was asked to turn my head and cough, so it doesn't bring back pleasant memories. My uncle was never allowed back.

You, sir, slay me.

 

[DemonCleaner]

Probably not. The last time I had my waters tested it was shortly after I was asked to turn my head and cough, so it doesn't bring back pleasant memories. My uncle was never allowed back.

I just a serious "NO" feeling from this one. If you need me I'll be over here in the fetal position, trying to find a happy place.

 

[Mindfield]

LOL .. Too much information .. you gotta keep that between you and your shrink.

I told you, my uncle wasn't allowed back.

If I had been drinking something when I read this, I'd be cleaning said drink off my laptop screen right about now. That's just ... no.

Kind of like "You've stolen my heart. Luckily I have three more in my freezer."

lol! I like that one. Wish I'd used that on my wife. Although she probably wouldn't be my wife then, which would pretty much automatically mean no conjugal visits...

You, sir, slay me.

How else am I supposed to keep my supply fresh? Freezer burn is a beyotch.

I just a serious "NO" feeling from this one. If you need me I'll be over here in the fetal position, trying to find a happy place.

What, too far?

 

[The Doctor]

Maybe I've been on the internet too long, or maybe I'm just a ...... But this thread makes me want to post creepy stalker comments on mindfields videos.



vaping since: a while
Cigarettes avoided: lots
Money saved: probably not
Devices: Yes
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[Mindfield]

Maybe I've been on the internet too long, or maybe I'm just a ...... But this thread makes me want to post creepy stalker comments on mindfields videos.

"I love your eyes. I can see right through to your optic nerves."
"You should show more feet on camera."
"Your voice is so sexy. It reminds me of my uncle."

 

[The Doctor]

"I love the new shampoo you've been using, and the way you giggle in your sleep...PS, you're almost out of milk"

Vaping since: a while
Cigarettes avoided: lots
Money saved: probably not
Devices: Yes
(insert crappy graphic and vendor logo here)

 

[RollandOfGilead]

Shaking my head... By far the most messed up thread ive ever read... reminds me of a comment made on the movie Euro Trip something about next thing you know he's using your testicles as earrings... and "me-scoosie, me-scoosie".

BTW fantastic mochnilla latte. best ever after dinner vape!

 

[vise]

Kind of like "You've stolen my heart. Luckily I have three more in my freezer."

Classic! This line will be sure to get used a lot!

 

[SoUnique]

This is my exit, I'm getting scared, very very scared.