Or "I'd like to ride you like a mini-bike, so I hope you've got gas!" Yes, those would indeed be more disturbing.
If I had been drinking something when I read this, I'd be cleaning said drink off my laptop screen right about now. That's just ... no.
Kind of like "You've stolen my heart. Luckily I have three more in my freezer."
Probably not. The last time I had my waters tested it was shortly after I was asked to turn my head and cough, so it doesn't bring back pleasant memories. My uncle was never allowed back.
You, sir, slay me.