Happy turkey day everyone

[Sugar_and_Spice]

This was sent to me via email.... author unknown. Thought I would share



Happy Thanksgiving

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TWAS THE NIGHT OF THANKSGIVING,


BUT I JUST COULDN'T SLEEP.


I TRIED COUNTING BACKWARDS,


I TRIED COUNTING SHEEP.


THE LEFTOVERS BECKONED -


THE DARK MEAT AND WHITE,


BUT I FOUGHT THE TEMPTATION


WITH ALL OF MY MIGHT.


TOSSING AND TURNING WITH ANTICIPATION,


THE THOUGHT OF A SNACK BECAME INFATUATION.


SO, I RACED TO THE KITCHEN, FLUNG OPEN THE DOOR,


AND GAZED AT THE FRIDGE, FULL OF GOODIES GALORE.


GOBBLED UP TURKEY AND BUTTERED POTATOES,


PICKLES AND CARROTS, BEANS AND TOMATOES.


I FELT MYSELF SWELLING SO PLUMP AND SO ROUND,


'TIL ALL OF A SUDDEN, I ROSE OFF THE GROUND.


I CRASHED THROUGH THE CEILING, FLOATING INTO THE SKY,


WITH A MOUTHFUL OF PUDDING AND A HANDFUL OF PIE.


BUT, I MANAGED TO YELL AS I SOARED PAST THE TREES....


HAPPY EATING TO ALL - PASS THE CRANBERRIES, PLEASE.​

MAY YOUR STUFFING BE TASTY,


MAY YOUR TURKEY BE PLUMP.


MAY YOUR POTATOES 'N GRAVY HAVE NARY A LUMP.


MAY YOUR YAMS BE DELICIOUS.


MAY YOUR PIES TAKE THE PRIZE,


MAY YOUR THANKSGIVING DINNER STAY OFF OF YOUR THIGHS!!


HAPPY THANKSGIVING TO ALL​

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[chimney55]

That was good, but the pumpkin pie link wanted me to sign into an email account.

I forgot to tell everyone "Happy Thanksgiving"! Ooops!

 

[Sugar_and_Spice]

Thanks for letting me know. If I can't fix it then I will remove it.
wv

 

[TexasT]

Happy Thanksgiving wv-bound and to all the rest of you too!!!

 

[vaporgalinfla]

Happy Thanksgiving everyone!

 

[Free2BMe]

Scales are hidden 'til after the first of the year...'tis the season, afterall.

Happy Turkey to you all as well!

 

[bubba2u]

Happy Thanksgiving to all my new Friends.

 

[Latakia]

Happy Thanksgiving to ALL!

 

[ab357]

Happy Thanksgiving to everyone! To all those like myself and this will be your first Thanksgiving without the after dinner analogs, congratulations.

 

[PoliticallyIncorrect]

A happy Thanksgiving to my vaping friends; that's all of you...

...And you too, you FDA guys:

 

[ab357]

Hey PI,

Does that turkey do bodyguard work?

 

[vaporgalinfla]

So what's everyone doing to prep for all the food tomorrow?

I've not done anything and am trying to find cute animated turkey .gif files to post in my classes. I suppose I should take the turkey out of the freezer (just kidding!).

 

[mikev]

So what's everyone doing to prep for all the food tomorrow?

I've not done anything and am trying to find cute animated turkey .gif files to post in my classes. I suppose I should take the turkey out of the freezer (just kidding!).

What am I doing to prep for tomorrow? LOL, I'm sittin' on my ...., dog laying in my lap, vapin' some tasty Caramel Apple juice, reading posts here! then tomorrow I will go over to my sisters house and chow down on what I'm sure is gonna be another amazing spread of food, then I'll look for a comfy spot on the couch to watch some football with my daughter who's down from college for Thanksgiving (rather than sneak outside to have a smoke) it will be great! I have a LOT to be thankful for this year

 

[ab357]

I'm practicing my lifting of fork and knife techniques. And jaw stretching of course.

 

[Denrock316]

So what's everyone doing to prep for all the food tomorrow?

I've not done anything and am trying to find cute animated turkey .gif files to post in my classes. I suppose I should take the turkey out of the freezer (just kidding!).

Well right now atm I am vaping a mega carto of Hopscotch. The turkey is in the fridge all thawed out. In a couple hours probably about 9pm'ish I'm gonna unwrap the turkey and put a lemon, pepper, and garlic rub on the turkey and let that season it and soak in over night. Then we will get up fairly early tomorrow and stuff it then in the oven for hours it will go. My wife made 2 pumpkin pies already today. mmmmm....Hopscotch.

PS- Oh ya I forgot, my wife told me since I wanted real mashed potatoes and not instant I am going to be spending some time tomorrow peeling potatoes because she refuses to.

 

[Motorpsychle]

What am I doing to prep for tomorrow? LOL, I'm sittin' on my ...., dog laying in my lap, vapin' some tasty Caramel Apple juice

Just swap out Caramel Apple for Wyatt Earp and that's exactly what I'm doing right now

 

[hairball]

Well right now atm I am vaping a mega carto of Hopscotch. The turkey is in the fridge all thawed out. In a couple hours probably about 9pm'ish I'm gonna unwrap the turkey and put a lemon, pepper, and garlic rub on the turkey and let that season it and soak in over night. Then we will get up fairly early tomorrow and stuff it then in the oven for hours it will go. My wife made 2 pumpkin pies already today. mmmmm....Hopscotch.

PS- Oh ya I forgot, my wife told me since I wanted real mashed potatoes and not instant I am going to be spending some time tomorrow peeling potatoes because she refuses to.

I know where I'm going tomorrow.....LOL. Actually, going to the in-law's house. 79 years old and she gets ticked if I offer to cook. Not that I'm a bad cook. I'm actually really good but she figures that if she's still alive, able to cook, take care of her house/farm, than by golly it's her job to take care of all of us for the holidays.

Happy Thanksgiving Everyone.

 

[vaporgalinfla]

What am I doing to prep for tomorrow? LOL, I'm sittin' on my ...., dog laying in my lap, vapin' some tasty Caramel Apple juice, reading posts here! then tomorrow I will go over to my sisters house and chow down on what I'm sure is gonna be another amazing spread of food, then I'll look for a comfy spot on the couch to watch some football with my daughter who's down from college for Thanksgiving (rather than sneak outside to have a smoke) it will be great! I have a LOT to be thankful for this year

Oh my gosh - what a relaxing couple of days! I'm going to take advantage of the time off and updating my resume. I plan to apply for an asst. Program Director's job at the college I teach for. So, I'll be busy, but it's a good busy.

Of course though, we will take time to eat. Although, it's not a major spread and there's no dessert. We'll just vape hopscotch or caramel apple after dinner!

Enjoy your day.

Sandra

 

[vaporgalinfla]

Well right now atm I am vaping a mega carto of Hopscotch. The turkey is in the fridge all thawed out. In a couple hours probably about 9pm'ish I'm gonna unwrap the turkey and put a lemon, pepper, and garlic rub on the turkey and let that season it and soak in over night. Then we will get up fairly early tomorrow and stuff it then in the oven for hours it will go. My wife made 2 pumpkin pies already today. mmmmm....Hopscotch.

PS- Oh ya I forgot, my wife told me since I wanted real mashed potatoes and not instant I am going to be spending some time tomorrow peeling potatoes because she refuses to.

I've never heard of putting lemon, pepper, and garlic rub inside a turkey. I bet that I'd love it! Do you use real lemons or lemon juice? Also, do you make regular stuffing or is it seasoned?

Mashed potatoes - instant just aren't the same. Have fun peeling potatoes.

 

[StormFinch]

Happy Thanksgiving everyone!

We're letting some of the poor people having to work on Thanksgiving day do the cooking this year. Figured we might as well donate to their paychecks since they're going to have to be there anyway. I may have to buy an after Thanksgiving turkey though just to get my turkey and cranberry sauce sandwiches in over the weekend.