Funniest Way You've Heard Someone Describe Vaping?

[RebornLincoln06]

What is the funniest expression you've heard in terms of someone describing their hardware, issues they're having, etc.

My personal favorite is a lady walking into the shop I work at saying that her e-cig was "pop-a-lop-a-poppin." She was trying to describe her Kanger Evod tank being flooded with juice.

 

[jaytex1969]

Do you even vape?

Jay

 

[houla09]

Had a person see me vaping from a box mod, and wanted to know if that was "like a coozy to keep juice boxes cold", ......uh no

 

[WonderDude32]

I heard one lady refer to her setup as her e-sticky. I'm still laughing about pop-a-lop-a-poppin.

 

[Akasticker]

"Do you sell those steam pen hookas?" Ughh call it a hookah pen one more time...

 

[Cullin Kin]

Do you even vape?

Jay

That was actually pretty funny near the end. Thanks for the share!

 

[InTheShade]

I got yelled at by a drunk in Corpus Christi one time. He was upset because I was "stinking up the place with my fake cigarette"

We were outside, he was smoking regular cigs at the time

 

[InTheShade]

Do you even vape?

Jay

Haven't seen that before - love it. Every single line in that vid has been said a thousand times or more in this forum.

 

[AndriaD]

Haven't seen that before - love it. Every single line in that vid has been said a thousand times or more in this forum.

You're right... but every one of those kids missed the most important line a vaper can ever say: "I've been ______ without a cigarette!" THAT is what is important, not how big a cloud you're "chuckin".

Andria

 

[RebornLincoln06]

"Do you sell those steam pen hookas?" Ughh call it a hookah pen one more time...

Ugh we get that literally all the time lol

 

[DanJiblets]

You're right... but every one of those kids missed the most important line a vaper can ever say: "I've been ______ without a cigarette!" THAT is what is important, not how big a cloud you're "chuckin".

Andria

Lots of people like myself, started vaping to quit smokes. Others love the flavor, others just want to blow the fattest cloud. I love it all lol. Let them enjoy it however they please! I probably chuck wayyyy fatter clouds than you btw, and I only hit .5 ohm on 16 watts. What's up now?!

 

[RipCigs]

Guy that smokes weed and cigs:
"What are you smoking those electrons for, that's bad for you"

Electrons as in electricity. Literal translation from Croatian

My personal best for now.

 

[AndriaD]

Lots of people like myself, started vaping to quit smokes. Others love the flavor, others just want to blow the fattest cloud. I love it all lol. Let them enjoy it however they please! I probably chuck wayyyy fatter clouds than you btw, and I only hit .5 ohm on 16 watts. What's up now?!

I'm sure you do, since I use 84% PG, vape at 10w, with a 1.4Ω coil -- I *like* that my "clouds" dissipate in less than 10 seconds. If they hung around longer, they'd just be annoying.

Andria

 

[houla09]

Do you even vape?

Jay

Wonder how many times the word dude is used in the video? Just can't bring myself to watch it again

 

[DanJiblets]

I'm sure you do, since I use 84% PG, vape at 10w, with a 1.4Ω coil -- I *like* that my "clouds" dissipate in less than 10 seconds. If they hung around longer, they'd just be annoying.

Andria

Good thing there's options. What you find annoying, other people strive for. I really don't care about having the fattest cloud lol, I was joking around, but if I did, who cares right?

 

[faeriekitsune]

Do you even vape?

Jay

The end definitely made up for the brain cells I lost watching that.

And I have probably heard 75% of those comments in my local B&M.