Having viewed the reaction generated by Lisa's drive-by warning with no small measure of glee, was heard to mutter, "Well, well, well. I have managed to give my Mayan snails some exceptionally sharp incisors, and they have proven to be very adept chewers!"
"Kat!", cried Nora Knotsewgud, "You better come and get your Mayan snails! They are trying to chew me!"
Jerry, who had an inborn talent for handling irrational numbers with the same facility as rational numbers, quickly added π and √2 together and had a most insightful revelation. "Ah ha! Now I see the truth, Miss Kat! It was you who sent me to the ECF building that morning when I was ruthlessly and mercilessly attacked!"
"It was you who planted the Mayan Killer Snails there, in the hope that they would do me in! All so you could have the last word," He pontificated. "But then when you saw that I had foiled your little scheme when I roasted your little ... friends ... you then set the ECF building on fire in the hopes of roasting me! Seeing that I had managed to escape the flames, you chose to cover your tracks by leading me, and everyone else, to believe that I had accidentally set the fire. But it was you! You set the fire intentionally!"
"And now, " he continued, "you're sending those killer snails after sweet, innocent Nora Knotsewgud, simply to be rid of her. You convinced her that you were her friend, and now, now that this poor, naive girl has let down her guard, you attack. Well, Miss Kat, you have gone too far. This little scheme of yours to eliminate everybody all so that you might have the last word has been, my dear, discovered!"
With that, Jerry, with a smugly pleased expression (available for only $5.95 at Expressions 'R' Us) placed his fists upon his hips, and glared.
Historians (those slackers!) do not record who it was that Jerry glared at.
"Oh, my dearest Jerry!" Kat retorted. "Quite the active imagination you have there. I was with Angus at the time of the arson! And we have your whiskers all over the snail slime! Explain that, Jerry! Your foul accusations will land you in prison for bearing false witness if you're not careful, my dear friend!"
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"Kat!", cried Nora Knotsewgud, "You better come and get your Mayan snails! They are trying to chew me!"
Jerry, who had an inborn talent for handling irrational numbers with the same facility as rational numbers, quickly added π and √2 together and had a most insightful revelation. "Ah ha! Now I see the truth, Miss Kat! It was you who sent me to the ECF building that morning when I was ruthlessly and mercilessly attacked!"
"It was you who planted the Mayan Killer Snails there, in the hope that they would do me in! All so you could have the last word," He pontificated. "But then when you saw that I had foiled your little scheme when I roasted your little ... friends ... you then set the ECF building on fire in the hopes of roasting me! Seeing that I had managed to escape the flames, you chose to cover your tracks by leading me, and everyone else, to believe that I had accidentally set the fire. But it was you! You set the fire intentionally!"
"And now, " he continued, "you're sending those killer snails after sweet, innocent Nora Knotsewgud, simply to be rid of her. You convinced her that you were her friend, and now, now that this poor, naive girl has let down her guard, you attack. Well, Miss Kat, you have gone too far. This little scheme of yours to eliminate everybody all so that you might have the last word has been, my dear, discovered!"
With that, Jerry, with a smugly pleased expression (available for only $5.95 at Expressions 'R' Us) placed his fists upon his hips, and glared.
Historians (those slackers!) do not record who it was that Jerry glared at.
"Oh, my dearest Jerry!" Kat retorted. "Quite the active imagination you have there. I was with Angus at the time of the arson! And we have your whiskers all over the snail slime! Explain that, Jerry! Your foul accusations will land you in prison for bearing false witness if you're not careful, my dear friend!"
(Remember...no comments in this thread, please! Thanks.)