"Oh yes, quite simple indeed," sneered Kat, "Now that you look at the whole picture. But you left out a few details, didn't you?"
The Wizard's raised eyebrow prompted Kat to continue.
"There was the incident of the Klondike bar being eaten by Lisa, not to mention that water closet experience of which we would hear not. And let us not forget that friendly Tanner who proffered up a hammer for the nailing of snails caught by global warming."
As Jerry begin to respond to Kat's charges, she pressed on. "And you, Jerry, you changed names around! You excluded the part about you yourself being the arsonist who burned down the ECF Building despite not being sure where it is, nor what it is!"
Changing to quiet, low-pitched voice, Kat continued, "All of this, Jerry, all of this while abetting Elendil in ZambucaLu's kidnapping. We've seen the truth of it. Joker brought us the proof."
With this, Kat whirled to face the others that had gathered and proclaimed, "And the part about the snails is entirely true! But I only spoke of it! I was not the one nailing them!"
The Wizard, in a calm manner that Wizards everywhere are known for, intoned, "That explains it. I shall now depart back to Snuffyland until there is need for me once again.."
As the Wizard departed, a low, merry little chuckle was heard, combined with the tinkling of tiny bells. It was the Joker, returning from whence he had gone.
"Ah! You've been caught leaving out some details, have you? There are those who call that the telling of lies. So, what do we say now, hmmmm? I myself am much more likely now to rely upon Kat's integrity. Oh, shame, Jerry. Shame on you."
"At last!" cried Kat. "My integrity has been restored, and we can finally return this conversation to it's true and only topic: Whatever did ZambucaLu do with the snails."
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