O.k. I'm out of vodka and out of pithy things to say.
So, I bid you all sweet dreams. Catch y'all on the flip side!
Happy birthday!!!!! I didn't notice it was your birthday until just now!
O.k. I'm out of vodka and out of pithy things to say.
So, I bid you all sweet dreams. Catch y'all on the flip side!
Trying to cover for him now, I see...well probably best that someone does...don't think he'll find his way of out of that pile on his own!no no - he is suggesting that your radiance cannot be confined to a single turning of this humble globe around the solar orb you outshine - a glow so magnificent must be savored over the course of many days
Good night my dear...and Happy Birthday!O.k. I'm out of vodka and out of pithy things to say.
So, I bid you all sweet dreams. Catch y'all on the flip side!
one simply offers a Goddess an opportunity for delicate repose, plying her with a pitcher of epic margaritas, whilst she vapes and gazes upon her humble swains
O.k. I'm out of vodka and out of pithy things to say.
So, I bid you all sweet dreams. Catch y'all on the flip side!
Oh, so you're planning to do this again tomorrow?...Do you really think that's wise my dear?
He IS the master.. Hence the "padawan" designation...@LouisLeBeau notice how he left out the fluffy part?
Apparently that's not how Louis does it...he steals her favorite shoes first and then he throws her under the bus!He picks a goddess up and places her down gently
pshaw - 'saving' implies you did something of a malicious nature, when in fact, your shenaniganery, in the tradition of the great court jesters of yore, simply provided the goddess with an opportunity to demonstrate her grace, wit, charm, compassion and mercy - you merely offered her the gift of lampoon, upon which she could further gild the legend that she isOh THANK you!
Yes! My daughter had had a particularly bad day at school, and came home extremely emotional, as a 16 year old lass is wont to do. I put her new phone in my pocket and went into the kitchen, where she was sharing her woes with the Mrs. She was VERY teary eyed, and I could tell it was a subject I was NOT to be privy to. So I told her, "Watch this cool new feature on my phone". Then I said, "Okay Google, Call Olivia".
She rolled her eyes at my lack of understanding of both the tech, and her situation. She was all like "Dad, that isn't a big deal". Then my back pocket started to ring, in an Iphone flavor. I was all like, "huh?" and I turned my back to her, like I was looking for the source of the mysterious sound. I could feel her hand digging in my pocket. When I was sure that realization had fully struck, I turned around. Her tears were of a totally different flavor. She was transformed instantly. It was SO cute. She just kept crying/laughing. She gave me a giant hug, and her spirits were SO lifted. It was pretty moving. She THEN told me how embarrassed she had been to have that slider Qwerty phone, it would ring and she wouldn't answer it for fear her friends would see it. I forgot about all that peer pressure stuff. Just because I don't care, I guess, doesn't mean SHE doesn't. So yep. Super happy ending. Now I have her all rigged with battery case, gorilla screen protector, phone bling..
There is much harmony at home. Who needs a phone? Gawd, I gotta find SOMETHING to save me here...
I vote for B as well.option B, please and thank you
Uh oh...do I dare drink them?I believe Louis is preparing them for Friday
hey - we's like thelma and louise, minus the plumbing upgrade - it's what a wingman doesTrying to cover for him now, I see...well probably best that someone does...don't think he'll find his way of out of that pile on his own!
Aww! That sounds so awesome! I vividly remember those high school days! I was excited just to hear that story I can't even imagine how stoked she must have been! That'll definitely go down in the books! She will never ever forget that! You just totally scored tons of Dad points!Oh THANK you!
Yes! My daughter had had a particularly bad day at school, and came home extremely emotional, as a 16 year old lass is wont to do. I put her new phone in my pocket and went into the kitchen, where she was sharing her woes with the Mrs. She was VERY teary eyed, and I could tell it was a subject I was NOT to be privy to. So I told her, "Watch this cool new feature on my phone". Then I said, "Okay Google, Call Olivia".
She rolled her eyes at my lack of understanding of both the tech, and her situation. She was all like "Dad, that isn't a big deal". Then my back pocket started to ring, in an Iphone flavor. I was all like, "huh?" and I turned my back to her, like I was looking for the source of the mysterious sound. I could feel her hand digging in my pocket. When I was sure that realization had fully struck, I turned around. Her tears were of a totally different flavor. She was transformed instantly. It was SO cute. She just kept crying/laughing. She gave me a giant hug, and her spirits were SO lifted. It was pretty moving. She THEN told me how embarrassed she had been to have that slider Qwerty phone, it would ring and she wouldn't answer it for fear her friends would see it. I forgot about all that peer pressure stuff. Just because I don't care, I guess, doesn't mean SHE doesn't. So yep. Super happy ending. Now I have her all rigged with battery case, gorilla screen protector, phone bling..
There is much harmony at home. Who needs a phone? Gawd, I gotta find SOMETHING to save me here...
me shenaniganery es su shenaniganery, compadreMay I plagiarize that?
take care, brother - see you on the flip sideGotta go pick up my daughter. Had fun tonight. Good night all and good luck tomorrow.
option B, please and thank you
I vote for B as well.
Oh gee thanks...not sure I can take any more surprises.I was going to surprise you.
Did I ever tell you about the time I swam in Lake Michigan in the winter?
Gotta go pick up my daughter. Had fun tonight. Good night all and good luck tomorrow.