Major league baseball will NEVER be the same 
Last night, I had the honor of being the 1st person to vape @ the Jake! (way better name... i hate progressive field, but i digress) I also got to see a triple steal--which was also very cool.
Anyway, i didn't vape in my seat--too many little kids around--but when my buddy and i went up to the box office to swap some tickets for new dates, i took advantage of the diversion to grab a few puffs. After only the second, I heard the old dreaded, "No smoking here!" call from an approaching security guard. Calmly, I unscrewed the battery from the atomizer to demonstrate that i was not, in fact, smoking at all...
He was amazed. He also asked where HE could get one! He then called over his supervisor and asked me to demonstrate. I happily obliged and explained the devise. The supervisor broke into a grin and said "high-tech cigarette! I like it!" He also assured me that since no tobacco or smoke was involved, i was in no violation of their policy and that i was welcome to puff away! But asked me to be discreet lest old school smokers got the wrong idea and lit up.
I really need to establish a commission deal with one of our suppliers... I could have made 50 sales for them last nite!
The moral of the story is: I haven't enjoyed a game that much in years!!!! And yes, we won! Sorry Chicago....
Last night, I had the honor of being the 1st person to vape @ the Jake! (way better name... i hate progressive field, but i digress) I also got to see a triple steal--which was also very cool.
Anyway, i didn't vape in my seat--too many little kids around--but when my buddy and i went up to the box office to swap some tickets for new dates, i took advantage of the diversion to grab a few puffs. After only the second, I heard the old dreaded, "No smoking here!" call from an approaching security guard. Calmly, I unscrewed the battery from the atomizer to demonstrate that i was not, in fact, smoking at all...
He was amazed. He also asked where HE could get one!
He then called over his supervisor and asked me to demonstrate. I happily obliged and explained the devise. The supervisor broke into a grin and said "high-tech cigarette! I like it!" He also assured me that since no tobacco or smoke was involved, i was in no violation of their policy and that i was welcome to puff away! But asked me to be discreet lest old school smokers got the wrong idea and lit up. I really need to establish a commission deal with one of our suppliers... I could have made 50 sales for them last nite!
The moral of the story is: I haven't enjoyed a game that much in years!!!! And yes, we won! Sorry Chicago....
I thought the snorkel thing was crazy enough! 
