3rd Unofficial (But actually kind of official) Halo Chat Thread

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Evie Luv

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Wow, that tank cleaning thread was quite a trip to re-read!!!!

:lol::lol::lol::lol:

OMG I know!!!! It even had a little Miss Winters in there. I had completely forgot about that. I though we had only done that in the contest threads. :lol: Remember last year when I was just a little girl and I thought you had just accidently sent your company letter and posted it to the 12 days contest. Then realized what you were doing. Man that really took off. Such good times. LOL:lol:
 

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OMG I know!!!! It even had a little Miss Winters in there. I had completely forgot about that. I though we had only done that in the contest threads. :lol: Remember last year when I was just a little girl and I thought you had just accidently sent your company letter and posted it to the 12 days contest. Then realized what you were doing. Man that really took off. Such good times. LOL:lol:
lolol, that was funny. and the first summary? Those contest threads are classic Halon at our,... er, best?

Remember the night the "like" disappeared?
 

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You had several letters to Mr. Winters before I finally figured out you wasn't accidently posting your work to Halo but boy what happened in those first few post was epic. :)

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Dear Mr. Winters,

In answer to your questions, no, the lubrication requirements are merely an estimate, based on prior usage. At times, a substantial amount over the estimate would be required, as well as a change in formulation due to cooler than expected temperatures.

Also, we use .75" natural hemp rope for security. Heavy duty polyester straps and tie downs are also utilized. All harnesses are inspected before each shift.

We also have a Sexual Harassment Policy in effect, so be forewarned, although I cannot recollect whether or not we are pro or con..

If you need further information on any of these items, please contact Maritza, Yvette, Evonda, Gail or Tatiana. I will be indisposed in several high level meetings that I don't anticipate concluding until 7:16PM tonight.

Warm Regards,

DaveOno

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Mr. DaveOno

Visible and near infrared (Vis/NIR) spectroscopy was investigated for the fast and nondestructive determination of viscosity of lubricating oil. A total of 150 oil samples were scanned, and different calibration models were developed with the pretreatment of smoothing and standard normal variate. We were very satisfied with the performance..

I applaud your security measures and will be installing a similar setup..

Our sexual harassment policies are rigorous and zero tolerance. If any staff receives less than 100 test grade during the government required testing, we immediately address this by personally training them myself in an intense program.

If you would like a closer inspection of our training program, just contact either Mr. Winters, Antonio, Channing, Roy or myself..

Best Regards,


Miss Winters

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Dear Miss Winters,

Thank you for your response.

As you are most likely well aware, we employ Boundary lubrication (also called boundary film lubrication): The bodies come into closer contact at their asperities; the heat developed by the local pressures causes a condition which is called stick-slip and some asperities break off. At the elevated temperature and pressure conditions chemically reactive constituents of the lubricant react with the contact surface forming a highly resistant tenacious layer, or film on the moving solid surfaces (boundary film) which is capable of supporting the load and major wear or breakdown is avoided. Boundary lubrication is also defined as that regime in which the load is carried by the surface asperities rather than by the lubricant.

And yes, I would like to take you up on the offer to closely inspect your training program. Is this audio-visual, or is there a hands-on session? This would be an appropriate time to also test the harnesses as well as the lubrication requirements.

Sincerely,

DaveOno

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Dear Miss Winters,

It has come to our attention that your security status in our facility will expire by 8:30PM Friday, Dec 20th.

We recommend that this situation be rectified in a timely manor. Or Wayne manor, your preference. The procedures are not strenuous; however, a change of clothing as well as adequate hydration is warranted.

Please furnish several photographs to be used by our staff..

As I know your schedule during this time is consumed during normal business hours, may I offer our Boca Raton Training Facility to facilitate your visit?

It is not required to be accompanied by Mr. Winters.

Best regards,

Dave Ono

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Dear Mr. Ono

I am afraid I haven't properly introduced myself, I am Mr. Winters daughter. I will be taking over as CEO after his retirement early next year. I have been the manager on numerous projects. If you question my abilities to take our companies into the 22nd Century I can forward you my resume and projects I've lead. I think our companies have a shared vision.

I will have my assistant make arrangements with your staff to get my security status updated.

Please find attached the photographs you requested. I will also need several photos of you, I prefer head shots..

Antonio my assistant seems to be riding me pretty hard and encouraging me to take a much needed vacation. The training faculty sounds perfect and I can do Friday. I think Antonio prefers working with one of your girls he may request her presence for our training sessions. I will require the weekend as the training is rigorous but worth it..

I look forward to working with you in the future and as we speak several other exciting projects come to mind. Here is my personal cell 867-5309 please call anytime..

Best regards,


Miss Winters
 

Evie Luv

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lolol....

I bet you even saw stuff for the first time again...

I bet you "liked" something. Must be weird for someone to get a like to a post that is 5 months old, lol...

Ahhh, memories!!! Yes, good times.!!!

Funny thing is those are the tame posts............we got alot worse after that. :lol:

I needed a good laugh and all those old contest threads are hilarious. :)
 
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