3rd Unofficial (But actually kind of official) Halo Chat Thread
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It worked!!! Bam...........that made my day Rich!!!
Give her a kiss from Auntie Evie.
Here's one from Christmas
Good Lord her eyes are so beautiful!!!!
Does she get that from her mom or dad?
whoa, that was definitely a fowl! i almost had mah soul sucked outta my body and into those adorably huge eyes!
luckily, my soul was caught in bacon fat and is a tad slow.
luckily, my soul was caught in bacon fat and is a tad slow.
She's been super fun to have around. All she does is play, chase the dogs, and get into things.
I bet, I can't wait to have my grandbaby. Sofi is a mess.......always doing something mean and adorable.
She is a little like Wheezal except she says "U No!!"
Wheezal this is what you said in your last PM when I asked you "Is Hell exothermic or endothermic?"
You said:
First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving, which is unlikely. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, lets look at the different religions that exist in the world today.
Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyles Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.
This gives two possibilities:
1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.
2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.
So which is it?
If we accept the postulate given to me by AngieBe during my first year at Halo that, It will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you, and take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number two must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over. The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct .. leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, AngieBe kept shouting Oh my God. and now owns my soul!!
You said:
First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving, which is unlikely. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, lets look at the different religions that exist in the world today.
Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyles Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.
This gives two possibilities:
1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.
2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.
So which is it?
If we accept the postulate given to me by AngieBe during my first year at Halo that, It will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you, and take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number two must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over. The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct .. leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, AngieBe kept shouting Oh my God. and now owns my soul!!
Hey, don't mess with Wheezal. He's past 500 days without a cigarette!!!!
And yes, we'll just chalk up these latest fouls to AviationRicherorPoorer's old tab. (He did square up the winner's lounge tab, cashier's cheque was a classy touch...)
And yes, we'll just chalk up these latest fouls to AviationRicherorPoorer's old tab. (He did square up the winner's lounge tab, cashier's cheque was a classy touch...)
Congratulations to you Grammy! Alison still loves to play with that bath tub light. She likes to hand it to me to turn it on, then she hands it back to turn it off. Goofy kid.I bet, I can't wait to have my grandbaby. Sofi is a mess.......always doing something mean and adorable.
I got me a couple, their good for 'mood' lighting.
Kinda like candles but more fun.
Congratulations Wheezal on being over 500 days without a stinkie!!!
well i know i dun get as much fiber as i shuld, but 500 days seems excessive...
owait...you mean smoking....yay me!
Hey wait.
So Evie Luv has had Alison's name spelled wrong in her signature all this time????
It was good seeing you and Alison but I've got to go get my house cleaned up, sorted etc to make more room for some of mothers things. Our family keeps entirely too many antiques and heirlooms.
Hey wait.
So Evie Luv has had Alison's name spelled wrong in her signature all this time????
Do I? Cute pink penalty flag Dave!!
Squeeeeeeee.........I'm getting me one of them!!! If it's a girl they want to name her Snow, so everyone pray for Snow because you do not want to know what they are thinking about for a boys name!!
Tehehehehe......pray for Snow........hilarious!!!!
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