3rd Unofficial (But actually kind of official) Halo Chat Thread

[chesty]

it's weird, because here in the future, mayonnaise is a utility, every house is connected to mayonnaise towers via pipes connected in our kitchens, we have a constant supply of mayonnaise on tap. the UN has called access to mayonnaise on tap a human right.
all the cafes serve mayoccinos now, yummy frothy mayonnaise and coffee.
it's a popular outing for families to go to the local restaurant and chow down on mayonnaise soup.
mcdonalds soft serve mayonnaice cream is the highest selling dessert.
breakfast is fruit loops and mayonnaise.
scientists have genetically crossed a cow with a chicken to lactate mayonnaise
why are we talking about mayonnaise again?

 

[wheezal]

my gawd....it's like Orwell's 1984 mated with The Road Warrior and gave birth to The Road and A Boy and His Dog.




only worse, cuz mayonnaise.




Alas, Babylon

 

[AngiBe]

yeah!!!!! Mayo!!!!!!!!!!

 

[DaveOno]

A man is sad with dry Tuna Salad...
mayo say tounge

 

[wheezal]

yeah!!!!! Mayo!!!!!!!!!!

yer gunna be sowwy after you turn 24....jus' sayin'

 

[chesty]

i saw a movie a month or two ago about a man and his dog after the apocalypse. the dog talks to the man through telekinesis.
if you think that is weird, wait for the ending, it's the absolutely weirdest ending i have ever seen.

oh, i just click wheezals links, and it's the boy and his dog one. weirdest movie i have ever seen. totally worth watching. not because it's good, but because it's weird.

 

[AngiBe]

i saw a movie a month or two ago about a man and his dog after the apocalypse. the dog talks to the man through telekinesis.
if you think that is weird, wait for the ending, it's the absolutely weirdest ending i have ever seen.

oh, i just click wheezals links, and it's the boy and his dog one. weirdest movie i have ever seen. totally worth watching. not because it's good, but because it's weird.

I think his link to mayo was a typo Devil's condiment PPPFFFTTTTTTTT

 

[wheezal]

I think his link to mayo was a right on Devil's condiment EL OH EL. Only someone with a great bum like Wheezal would get that so accurate!

awww, shucks.

 

[DaveOno]

totally worth watching. not because it's good, but because it's weird.

Sorta like the courtship of AngiBe and the wheez...

 

[FranC]

 

[AngiBe]

Happy Sat morning errybody

 

[BigBen2k]

Good morning!

 

[DaveOno]

Hey, Hi BigBen!!

Another snowy weekend. maybe 2 to 4 inches by Sunday night. No biggie. But the temps? Zero last night, but better than the -11 from Thursday night.

I just hope tonight is good. We are celebrating my Mom's 80th Birthday!

 

[BigBen2k]

We're expecting another doozie. Third Monday in a row.

I really don't mind the cold so much; as long as there's snow to shovel, the workout keeps me warm.

 

[AngiBe]

Good morning!

Hey Stranger!!!!! Hope alls been well for you and YA, you guys are getting slammed this year with the bad weather.

 

[psyc63]

Hi all I am sick as a goat. Aches, pains fever, coughing. Dr says not flu upper respiratory infection. I'll show him when I die.

 

[psyc63]

Oh did I say I can't Vape take a vamp and

lungs end up on table.

 

[DaveOno]

Poor psyc has the Florida Flu.

Just got back from a great dinner theater night to celebrate Mom's 80th. Everyone was there, my 5 siblings and spouses and kids and grandkids. 24 of us. A wonderful night.


I wonder what the Diva is doing tonight?
What merriment is the Diva pursuing tonight?
The candles in her lounge, they never burned as bright
I wonder what the Diva is upto tonight?

 

[CafeDigitalDiva]

Good morning!

Hey there stranger! Long time no see. Good to see ya BigBen. Good thing you like shoveling snow, you guys are getting plenty of it.

Hi all I am sick as a goat. Aches, pains fever, coughing. Dr says not flu upper respiratory infection. I'll show him when I die.

Awww psycman, you've been sick several times this winter. Hope you get to feeling better soon.

Poor psyc has the Florida Flu.

Just got back from a great dinner theater night to celebrate Mom's 80th. Everyone was there, my 5 siblings and spouses and kids and grandkids. 24 of us. A wonderful night.


I wonder what the Diva is doing tonight?
What merriment is the Diva pursuing tonight?
The candles in her lounge, they never burned as bright
I wonder what the Diva is upto tonight?

Awwww Dave, that's awesome! You are a blessed man to still have your Mama. Sounds like you guys had a blast! MIL's B-day was yesterday, hubs took her a card....I'm taking your advice Dave, and staying faaaar away. She turned 77 and complaining as per usual.....pfffft

Well....what has the Diva been doing tonight? LOLOL

 

[FranC]