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Speaking of hurling and poo talk, my nephew put this story on his facebook page the other day
k, I told myself not to share this one for fear of losing friends. But I can't help myself. Last night my son David (3 yrs old) had a hard time sleeping. So I let him stay up with me to watch the news in the "big chair" together. That usuallly puts him out. Well anyway, a few days ago, my in-laws bought me a bag of Dove Dark chocolates. Me and David love to secretly share them. So needless to say, we both decided to have one while watching the news (Don't tell Becky). Midway through our chocolate, he announces - "Dad, I have to go Poop!" I'm like, thanks for sharing David - go ahead. A few minutes later w/ the same booming voice he announces "I'm Done Dad!" My cue to do wiping duty (heh heh I said duty). Fine, so we go back to our chair to finish up our chocolate. I go to lick the last bit of chocolate off of my middle finger.
It wasn't until my finger was in my mouth that I noticed that the smell wasn't right!
k, I told myself not to share this one for fear of losing friends. But I can't help myself. Last night my son David (3 yrs old) had a hard time sleeping. So I let him stay up with me to watch the news in the "big chair" together. That usuallly puts him out. Well anyway, a few days ago, my in-laws bought me a bag of Dove Dark chocolates. Me and David love to secretly share them. So needless to say, we both decided to have one while watching the news (Don't tell Becky). Midway through our chocolate, he announces - "Dad, I have to go Poop!" I'm like, thanks for sharing David - go ahead. A few minutes later w/ the same booming voice he announces "I'm Done Dad!" My cue to do wiping duty (heh heh I said duty). Fine, so we go back to our chair to finish up our chocolate. I go to lick the last bit of chocolate off of my middle finger.
It wasn't until my finger was in my mouth that I noticed that the smell wasn't right!
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.... is that a joke??? lol
Damn u lox... that is for the birds!!!!!!!
Damn u lox... that is for the birds!!!!!!!
Umm yea.. so that was gross.. hahaha.. glad the first two cups of coffee are settled.. 
i have 3......one on my hip/thigh it is a 1/4 moon.....1 on my hand. put together w/ boBs it makes a heart that says 2 have & 2 hold...and one on my lower left belly a humming bird eating from a morning glory( in memory of my mom)
Many years ago I was at the home of some close friends I used to hang out with a lot, a couple with a three-year-old son. It was Halloween and they had earlier taken the son out for his first Trick-or-Treat experience, after which he'd been allowed to sample (too) generously from his admirable haul of candy. Soon after, they put him to bed upstairs. At that time, he was going through a stage where he had to go over to the floor vent in his room and chat with whomever was downstairs before going to sleep. That night was no different, except he was a little extra keyed up from excitement and sugar. My chair was directly beneath the vent. Quick as I hear him say "Mom, Dad, Paul!" I look up--just in time to catch a faceful of vertical Halloween vomit. Trick or Treat, indeed!
I have a dragonfly and a frog on my foot, tweetie and sylvester on my ankle, a rose on my wrist and the sign of eternity on my shoulder with mine and the hubbys initials.. I think people either love or hate a tattoo.. they either get one and never get another, or they can't stop getting them. It's been a few years since I've gotten one.. hmm.. don't get me thinking of getting another! Bad enough I always think I need a new mod on this forum 
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