$40 gift certificate contest

[VpnDrgn]

I am ssoooooooo hungry.. someone order me a pizza please.

I would, but you have to tip the driver.

 

[Lilacs212too]

i r beet, i hav ben worckin with no food all day. i r hungree, all so want too win sew posten

this messsej iz ap-roovd bi hukt on fonix

hukt on fonix wurkt for me to! YAAY!!

ouch.. my IQ just dropped!

 

[loxmythe]

Well I had some almond milk this morning. If you can milk that you can milk a hummingbird.
Hey do almonds have nipples?

 

[VD93]

Well I had some almond milk this morning. If you can milk that you can milk a hummingbird.
Hey do almonds have nipples?

I don't think so??

The better question is, why do men have nipples?! I have always wondered that.

 

[Prism]

If a cow laughs, does milk come out of her nose?

 

[slr817]

At 1 a.m. I was babysitting a 5 year old who wouldn't go to sleep........wishing I was asleep.....or with her parents gambling at the Horseshoe....

 

[DemonCowboy]

ouch.. my IQ just dropped!

it takes a lot of brains to act that stupid

Well I had some almond milk this morning. If you can milk that you can milk a hummingbird.
Hey do almonds have nipples?

i think really small 1's on either end

 

[VpnDrgn]

I don't think so??

The better question is, why do men have nipples?! I have always wondered that.

Because fetuses all begin as female, but the Y chromosome causes the fetus to change into male early on.

And that's Biology 101 for today.

 

[Jynn]

In rare cases tho, men CAN lactate.

 

[VD93]

If a cow laughs, does milk come out of her nose?

Maybe?

 

[Prism]

What level of importance must a person have, before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

 

[loxmythe]

I would think the dead person doesn't care either way. It probably sucks being dead.

 

[Jynn]

What level of importance must a person have, before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

I think even unimportant people are considered assassinated when someone pays someone else to kill them.

 

[VpnDrgn]

I would think the dead person doesn't care either way. It probably sucks being dead.

Only if you sucked at being alive. Karma is a female canine.

 

[Youthful313]

Did someone say something about pizza?

 

[Prism]

I think we decided to skip the pizza and play poker for shots.

 

[Jynn]

Ugh... I don't think playing for shots is a good idea on an empty stomach.

 

[Youthful313]

play poker on what?

 

[RedDeath5]

how many times is it necessary to ask "what?" before simply nodding even though you still didn't hear what they said?

 

[r3dgh0s7]

2.32

you lose at this game, i win