Tell them you had it shaved off for one of those cancer charities that collects hair.
Either that or tell them you just came back from the States and the TSA is getting really ridiculous about what they want you to remove when they do a full body search.
Water Cooler convo:
Employee 1: What the hell happened to your head?
Employee 2: have you tried passing through airport security lately? man are they ever thorough...
Employee 1: Look on the bright side, at least they didn't confiscate your PV and Nic-juice...
Tell them you had it shaved off for one of those cancer charities that collects hair.
Either that or tell them you just came back from the States and the TSA is getting really ridiculous about what they want you to remove when they do a full body search.
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