A farewell letter to my sweet cigarette.

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yanivriz

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Dear cigarette,

Due to the recent circumstance in my life, its time to say good bye.
You were my closest friend, my best companion, whom I shared with all the great and worst moments of my life.
You were always there for me…supporting me with out any doubt or questions asked.

Its not you, it's really me… I just fell in love with somebody else.
I'm sorry.

Her name is Joye, she is the new girl in town.
Just meet her a couple of months ago, after my brother hooked me up with her.

At the beginning, I really had a doubt that something serious will happen between us, she was black, fat, extremely tall and seemed very clumsy.
She was, and will never be hotter than you were, though I really like her smell.

Until a week or so, I was secretly having you both in my life, and never thought that she can replace you.
But today my dear, something magical happened…

Today I saw her in her new cloths.
She was wearing a new Ego C twist at hear bottom, and a really bizarre 3.5 ml clearomizer, that light up in blue strange color as we kissed.

It was the sweetest, rich flavor high vape steam I have ever had from her.
And it was the first time I felt satisfied by her love, and after just a few kisses felt fulfilled, relaxed and happy, so I could put her to rest for a while, just the same as it was with you.

At that moment I realized we have to split up. My heart ,lungs, and actually all my cardiovascular system belongs to her now.

Farewells my love.
Good bye ,and hope to never see you again.
 
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yanivriz

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P.S. I happen to love the ego-c and I can't wait to get the variable volt battery!
Haw has it changed your vaping experience?

because Im sensitive to PG, I was only having VG juice,that was great for it self,but never gave me that TH I was looking for, and I found my self chain vaping,while never feeling fully satisfied.

now by adjusting the voltage, I can recreate that feeling,and just 8-10 puffs,and Im done.

and if that's not enough, than I also received my new cartomizers (DCT and clearomizer),that toke my vaping experience 10 levels higher (until now I was on the tank-cartomizer system)! I really feel the taste of my juice,and its realy easy to inhale,and has a great vaper production.

what more do I need in life? OMG! Im at the peak... from here it could only slope down (creepy) :)
 
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Mbrewster

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At the beginning, I really had a doubt that something serious will happen between us, she was black, fat, extremely tall and seemed very clumsy.
She was, and will never be hotter than you were, though I really like her smell.

i laughed so hard at that part

very well writen letter, i tip my hat to you
 

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Very well done!!!


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