A funny story

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incineradma

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So I was walking around today (with my boyfriend) and as we passed this uniform store I noticed the BRIGHT orange coats and wondered mistakenly, "Maybe they have the yellow raincoats fishermen wear!!"

So I go inside and I like to look at everything, so I look initially at the bright orange coats. Next on the rack were bright yellow coats. Oh, boy. (not raincoats I will add). So my bf picks one up and says "What does it say on the back?" As we straighten it out to see, I exclaim "SHERIFF!!!!!!" I imagined briefly how fun it would be to wear around, though I was sure someone would take issue with it. In fact, someone did.

I hadn't looked around the store at a glance even when I hear a voice to the side of us, "I think we should write a couple of tickets." I look up to see two police cops standing right there, along with one or two others at the end of the store staring at us.

"ummmmmm....... ?"

You think they really woulda wrote tickets if we bought it o_O? I don't know but I left. Hahaha. I wouldn't think they were being mean on purpose if my dreadlocked boyfriend hadn't been kicked out of stores with me in the past over stupid things such as saying "I don't like being called partner" to a Salvation Army worker who called him that; or correcting the manager at QT for saying Apocolypse means "the end of the word" when really it means "to reveal."

Oh I can't wait to get out of Nebraska =)



Oh, and guess what :D It's my birthday as of midnight.
 
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