A question for manly mustache men

[davelog]

My wife tells me on a daily basis what I've been vaping when I kiss her after work. She can taste it on my mustache, which I exhale through all day long.

So, what's YOUR mustache taste like today? Mine's Blueberry/Desert Ship.

 

[45ACP]

My wife digs on the peppermint or watermelon. It is great not having to hear, "your mustache stinks like smoke"

 

[canoeist]

The last female said..................... (on second thought nevermind )

 

[davelog]

Today's mustache report is gray with patches of brown, flavor forecast is 90% chance of caramel and royal tobacco.

 

[ltrainer]

Dave, thanks for the heads up on the mini for sale in the classified from yesterday. I got it. Real good buy. Hope the GF can adapt to it. She can be head strong at times.

Today's mustache report is gray with patches of brown, flavor forecast is 90% chance of caramel and royal tobacco.

 

[uba egar320]

In case you didn't notice...she has one of those bro-stache apps running on a phone too lol.

 

[davelog]

Dave, thanks for the heads up on the mini for sale in the classified from yesterday. I got it. Real good buy. Hope the GF can adapt to it. She can be head strong at times.

That was a sweet deal, I'm glad you were able to snag it. I'm not really interested in the Mini because of the 3ml tank and shorter battery life, but even at 80 bucks it had me going 'hmmmm...'

Gotta resist, even the insane bargains. I have a VV Woodvil to save for.

 

[davelog]

In case you didn't notice...she has one of those bro-stache apps running on a phone too lol.

While I generally shun all things cellphone-related, I must say it warms my heart to see so much advancement in therapies for the mustache-deprived.

 

[uba egar320]

While I generally shun all things cellphone-related, I must say it warms my heart to see so much advancement in therapies for the mustache-deprived.

Best answer I've ever seen. That is some great signature material right there lol.

 

[Sedateme]

My girlfriend is a hair stylist. Her only comments on my awesome beard are "you look homeless" and "I'll call you when it's slow so we can trim your wooly mammoth down"

 

[davelog]

My girlfriend is a hair stylist. Her only comments on my awesome beard are "you look homeless" and "I'll call you when it's slow so we can trim your wooly mammoth down"

I have grave concerns about the longevity of your relationship.

 

[Sedateme]

We are making progress. It used to be "you need to shave" comments. Now she's ok with it, as long as it's groomed and not just growing wild.

 

[davelog]

In the name of science, you should see how long you can keep a chicken bone in there without her going postal on you.

 

[mlinky]

One of my friends was starting to look like Billy Gibbons...

 

[davelog]

...was? Did some horrible fate befall his manly facelawn?

 

[mlinky]

...was? Did some horrible fate befall his manly facelawn?

He's a mechanic...I think he may have had a close call with a belt

 

[Mudflap]

I scrape my whole face. My stash/beard comes in red (wtf?) and only enhances the ugly instead of hiding some of it.

 

[davelog]

I scrape my whole face. My stash/beard comes in red (wtf?) and only enhances the ugly instead of hiding some of it.

Firestaches are so awesome, sometimes they must be stored on the inside for civilization's sake.

 

[Bogey]

Hmmmm. I guess I don't kiss my wife enough. Never had it come up.


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[Sedateme]

In the name of science, you should see how long you can keep a chicken bone in there without her going postal on you.

It would last just long enough for one of my german shepherds to take notice. They follow me around enough I'd never get them them to go outside. Good idea though!

Oh and I have this page bookmarked for future shopping. Too awesome to pass up. The spartan combo will be mine.
http://www.beardhead.com/

edit: hurr durr didn't post the link