A review of the VOOPOO Drag X PnP-X kit in Shield Gold

[smacuser]

You have my attention. Still waiting.

Javichu - Review by smacuser

First of all, let me say I am in no way being reimbursed for this review. In fact, it will most likely lead to my further belittling and ostracization. That being said, let's get started.

Javichu came to us at ECF about 2 years ago under the handle Clouds-FF7. I didn't understand what that meant, I'm guessing it had something to do with gaming. Although his name is Francisco Javier, he changed his handle to Javichu in order to pay homage to Javichu the Great Spanish Gamer; good job. When Javichu first came onto the scene, he barely knew how to put two words of english together. Though, over the last couple of years, by his own admission, and hours and hours of translating posts on ECF, he now has a better command of the language than most of us.

I rarely read any reviews, or for that matter, posts over three sentences long. So, as you can imagine, it's a struggle for me to even write this. So, in true reviewer fashion, I will place paragraphs of gibberish, non-sense and insults.

The sheep languished blue trains suffer. Windows books dogs hands run. Run desk making dinner sunglasses menu. Folders pile swimming red clouds. Sadness cups coffee printer power outage. Porch steps run come here. Dogs sleep chicken pencil trees. Email purple orange swims blackened. Jeffrey Epstein did not kill himself. Garbage pink composition solely bags speak deodorant. Take sharpness filling soda cans. Wetness smooth dancing sheep. Horse paper handbags skipping forests play together. In worlds with pencils, schools page drink slime. Loving living nectar of bees of pollen and butterflies run amok. Kings sense jester realize tongues poetry.

Ten su ha ques, su cas y unque vel su hiduraba un salgos fla en flas, de as, corí edos de co de lombrestente, y los viempo día algo díante veingo caza. En de sada. Tentos caza, due pantomingo teja ento as nomilla as vivía un adidarta, y palgua, gadadrugalgo de no de due acia más laman. derdadaran más añado enda, dél ro escrisaba ella nue la un de la lan podalgo quen elaza los; ellan saba las, que palgo en; estaso hacia, quelos plama esta, co y queste de lo castres, y auto as, quebrestejantro, secir.

In conclusion;

Pros:
• Extremely knowledgeable
• Very articulate
• Recklessly funny

Cons:
• Doesn't use a space after his commas.

Love you Frankyboy, you're one of my heros here on ECF.

 

[Devin Brent]

Javichu - Review by smacuser

First of all, let me say I am in no way being reimbursed for this review. In fact, it will most likely lead to my further belittling and ostracization. That being said, let's get started.

Javichu came to us at ECF about 2 years ago under the handle Clouds-FF7. I didn't understand what that meant, I'm guessing it had something to do with gaming. Although his name is Francisco Javier, he changed his handle to Javichu in order to pay homage to Javichu the Great Spanish Gamer; good job. When Javichu first came onto the scene, he barely knew how to put two words of english together. Though, over the last couple of years, by his own admission, and hours and hours of translating posts on ECF, he now has a better command of the language than most of us.

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I rarely read any reviews, or for that matter, posts over three sentences long. So, as you can imagine, it's a struggle for me to even write this. So, in true reviewer fashion, I will place paragraphs of gibberish, non-sense and insults.

The sheep languished blue trains suffer. Windows books dogs hands run. Run desk making dinner sunglasses menu. Folders pile swimming red clouds. Sadness cups coffee printer power outage. Porch steps run come here. Dogs sleep chicken pencil trees. Email purple orange swims blackened. Jeffrey Epstein did not kill himself. Garbage pink composition solely bags speak deodorant. Take sharpness filling soda cans. Wetness smooth dancing sheep. Horse paper handbags skipping forests play together. In worlds with pencils, schools page drink slime. Loving living nectar of bees of pollen and butterflies run amok. Kings sense jester realize tongues poetry.

Ten su ha ques, su cas y unque vel su hiduraba un salgos fla en flas, de as, corí edos de co de lombrestente, y los viempo día algo díante veingo caza. En de sada. Tentos caza, due pantomingo teja ento as nomilla as vivía un adidarta, y palgua, gadadrugalgo de no de due acia más laman. derdadaran más añado enda, dél ro escrisaba ella nue la un de la lan podalgo quen elaza los; ellan saba las, que palgo en; estaso hacia, quelos plama esta, co y queste de lo castres, y auto as, quebrestejantro, secir.

In conclusion;

Pros:
• Extremely knowledgeable
• Very articulate
• Recklessly funny

Cons:
• Doesn't use a space after his commas.

Love you Frankyboy, you're one of my heros here on ECF.

I love it. The cons got a huge giggle outta me so thanks for that

 

[hittman]

Javichu - Review by smacuser

First of all, let me say I am in no way being reimbursed for this review. In fact, it will most likely lead to my further belittling and ostracization. That being said, let's get started.

Javichu came to us at ECF about 2 years ago under the handle Clouds-FF7. I didn't understand what that meant, I'm guessing it had something to do with gaming. Although his name is Francisco Javier, he changed his handle to Javichu in order to pay homage to Javichu the Great Spanish Gamer; good job. When Javichu first came onto the scene, he barely knew how to put two words of english together. Though, over the last couple of years, by his own admission, and hours and hours of translating posts on ECF, he now has a better command of the language than most of us.

View attachment 976737

I rarely read any reviews, or for that matter, posts over three sentences long. So, as you can imagine, it's a struggle for me to even write this. So, in true reviewer fashion, I will place paragraphs of gibberish, non-sense and insults.

The sheep languished blue trains suffer. Windows books dogs hands run. Run desk making dinner sunglasses menu. Folders pile swimming red clouds. Sadness cups coffee printer power outage. Porch steps run come here. Dogs sleep chicken pencil trees. Email purple orange swims blackened. Jeffrey Epstein did not kill himself. Garbage pink composition solely bags speak deodorant. Take sharpness filling soda cans. Wetness smooth dancing sheep. Horse paper handbags skipping forests play together. In worlds with pencils, schools page drink slime. Loving living nectar of bees of pollen and butterflies run amok. Kings sense jester realize tongues poetry.

Ten su ha ques, su cas y unque vel su hiduraba un salgos fla en flas, de as, corí edos de co de lombrestente, y los viempo día algo díante veingo caza. En de sada. Tentos caza, due pantomingo teja ento as nomilla as vivía un adidarta, y palgua, gadadrugalgo de no de due acia más laman. derdadaran más añado enda, dél ro escrisaba ella nue la un de la lan podalgo quen elaza los; ellan saba las, que palgo en; estaso hacia, quelos plama esta, co y queste de lo castres, y auto as, quebrestejantro, secir.

In conclusion;

Pros:
• Extremely knowledgeable
• Very articulate
• Recklessly funny

Cons:
• Doesn't use a space after his commas.

Love you Frankyboy, you're one of my heros here on ECF.

Fantastic! I love it!

 

[Javichu]

Javichu - Review by smacuser

First of all, let me say I am in no way being reimbursed for this review. In fact, it will most likely lead to my further belittling and ostracization. That being said, let's get started.

Javichu came to us at ECF about 2 years ago under the handle Clouds-FF7. I didn't understand what that meant, I'm guessing it had something to do with gaming. Although his name is Francisco Javier, he changed his handle to Javichu in order to pay homage to Javichu the Great Spanish Gamer; good job. When Javichu first came onto the scene, he barely knew how to put two words of english together. Though, over the last couple of years, by his own admission, and hours and hours of translating posts on ECF, he now has a better command of the language than most of us.

View attachment 976737

I rarely read any reviews, or for that matter, posts over three sentences long. So, as you can imagine, it's a struggle for me to even write this. So, in true reviewer fashion, I will place paragraphs of gibberish, non-sense and insults.

The sheep languished blue trains suffer. Windows books dogs hands run. Run desk making dinner sunglasses menu. Folders pile swimming red clouds. Sadness cups coffee printer power outage. Porch steps run come here. Dogs sleep chicken pencil trees. Email purple orange swims blackened. Jeffrey Epstein did not kill himself. Garbage pink composition solely bags speak deodorant. Take sharpness filling soda cans. Wetness smooth dancing sheep. Horse paper handbags skipping forests play together. In worlds with pencils, schools page drink slime. Loving living nectar of bees of pollen and butterflies run amok. Kings sense jester realize tongues poetry.

Ten su ha ques, su cas y unque vel su hiduraba un salgos fla en flas, de as, corí edos de co de lombrestente, y los viempo día algo díante veingo caza. En de sada. Tentos caza, due pantomingo teja ento as nomilla as vivía un adidarta, y palgua, gadadrugalgo de no de due acia más laman. derdadaran más añado enda, dél ro escrisaba ella nue la un de la lan podalgo quen elaza los; ellan saba las, que palgo en; estaso hacia, quelos plama esta, co y queste de lo castres, y auto as, quebrestejantro, secir.

In conclusion;

Pros:
• Extremely knowledgeable
• Very articulate
• Recklessly funny

Cons:
• Doesn't use a space after his commas.

Love you Frankyboy, you're one of my heros here on ECF.

Dang man...wasn't expecting that,what an incredible post.

The 2 last paragraphs well,the first one is in English and It's just jibber-jabber,second one well i have no idea what language is that,i mean it does look a bit like Portuguese but for sure i know it ain't Spanish.

But i know what you were trying to say...granted i am not a Psychiatrist but one of my gifts is to read people.
Those two last paragraphs that don't seem to make sense is just your way of saying you love me.

Even if you said it at the end you needed those 2 paragraphs of jibber-jabber to further prove your sentiment.

Consider my heartstrings tugged but in a good way,i love you too buddy

 

[HyDrOpOnIc1987]

Oh, and to add to my explanation of using postimagesDOTorg for image uploads... when using that site, theres an option underneath after uploading the image that allows you to copy and past directly into forums. Its labeled for forum use helped me tremendously lol honestly was in a very similar position a while ago. Even made the quick review on Reddit almost identical to this one lol but then I stumbled on ECF and got to see some real written reviews and then suddenly mine looked like crap and I immediately felt embarassed lol luckily i guess, the subreddit got removed that housed my reviews so it seems to be gone now, along with a few other reviews. Oh well, I'm more proud of my reviews here than Reddit anyway lol

Your next one will be much better, than I'm almost sure of you got this!

 

[HyDrOpOnIc1987]

Javichu - Review by smacuser

First of all, let me say I am in no way being reimbursed for this review. In fact, it will most likely lead to my further belittling and ostracization. That being said, let's get started.

Javichu came to us at ECF about 2 years ago under the handle Clouds-FF7. I didn't understand what that meant, I'm guessing it had something to do with gaming. Although his name is Francisco Javier, he changed his handle to Javichu in order to pay homage to Javichu the Great Spanish Gamer; good job. When Javichu first came onto the scene, he barely knew how to put two words of english together. Though, over the last couple of years, by his own admission, and hours and hours of translating posts on ECF, he now has a better command of the language than most of us.

View attachment 976737

I rarely read any reviews, or for that matter, posts over three sentences long. So, as you can imagine, it's a struggle for me to even write this. So, in true reviewer fashion, I will place paragraphs of gibberish, non-sense and insults.

The sheep languished blue trains suffer. Windows books dogs hands run. Run desk making dinner sunglasses menu. Folders pile swimming red clouds. Sadness cups coffee printer power outage. Porch steps run come here. Dogs sleep chicken pencil trees. Email purple orange swims blackened. Jeffrey Epstein did not kill himself. Garbage pink composition solely bags speak deodorant. Take sharpness filling soda cans. Wetness smooth dancing sheep. Horse paper handbags skipping forests play together. In worlds with pencils, schools page drink slime. Loving living nectar of bees of pollen and butterflies run amok. Kings sense jester realize tongues poetry.

Ten su ha ques, su cas y unque vel su hiduraba un salgos fla en flas, de as, corí edos de co de lombrestente, y los viempo día algo díante veingo caza. En de sada. Tentos caza, due pantomingo teja ento as nomilla as vivía un adidarta, y palgua, gadadrugalgo de no de due acia más laman. derdadaran más añado enda, dél ro escrisaba ella nue la un de la lan podalgo quen elaza los; ellan saba las, que palgo en; estaso hacia, quelos plama esta, co y queste de lo castres, y auto as, quebrestejantro, secir.

In conclusion;

Pros:
• Extremely knowledgeable
• Very articulate
• Recklessly funny

Cons:
• Doesn't use a space after his commas.

Love you Frankyboy, you're one of my heros here on ECF.

Sorry for another post so quickly, but this was freaking awesome lmao nice one @smacuser lol

 

[classwife]

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