Ab - Free, Salem, and I decided that you've been punished enough (for now). So, we grant you permission to post in the forum again. 
Just don't push your luck. 
Just don't push your luck. Ab - You're forgiven!
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Wait a minute... I'm forgiven! What about YOU THREE? You had me try that "special" vape juice! I can't remember anything since I took my first pull. I have no idea how I got "here".
I definitely remember having a really crazy dream where TexasT was trying to put some kind of parachute or something on me. I recall another dream where YOU THREE were wrapping me in a tent or something. Let's see I remember dreaming about drowning in vape juice. Now I can't find that bottle you sent me the juice in. Hey... what's going on here?
Hey TexasT! You're the official FSUSA Investigative Reporter, find out what they did to me!
I definitely remember having a really crazy dream where TexasT was trying to put some kind of parachute or something on me. I recall another dream where YOU THREE were wrapping me in a tent or something. Let's see I remember dreaming about drowning in vape juice. Now I can't find that bottle you sent me the juice in. Hey... what's going on here?
Hey TexasT! You're the official FSUSA Investigative Reporter, find out what they did to me!
Was it aliens or FSUSA supplier associates? I may need to borrow some of that C4.
Ab, I don't know, but it sounds to me like it was Alien Supplier Associates from outer space. Probably the planet Florida. I would imagine that wasn't a parachute they were putting on you, but a transporter pack and that wasn't a tent, but a one man capsule for earth re-entry. I've read about this sort of thing before.
These creatures are insidious and known to put people in strange costumes, like yellow bikini's and chartreuse wigs and leave them in Olympic sized swimming pools in the bizarre hope of them being viewed on a web cam in some remote lounge and the pics being viewed all over America.
Have you experienced anything like this recently?
C4 won't help you with this. You need vitamin C.
These creatures are insidious and known to put people in strange costumes, like yellow bikini's and chartreuse wigs and leave them in Olympic sized swimming pools in the bizarre hope of them being viewed on a web cam in some remote lounge and the pics being viewed all over America.
Have you experienced anything like this recently?
C4 won't help you with this. You need vitamin C.
Wait a minute, how are you going to investigate if you come to the case with preconceived notions? Besides, the only planet I get teleported to is Venus. They really love me there.
My head still hurts... where's my Provari?
You caught me off guard. I had a piece of turtle candy in my mouth. Fortunately it went straight down.
YOU TOO? Something must be going around. Is you head banging? Are you seeing yellowish polka dot like thingies? My body wants me to take a nap, but I'm afraid I'll have this reoccurring dream of almost drowning in a kiddie pool.
Yeah, something is definitely going around...
Ab buddy, it puts tears in my eyes to have to tell you this, but with me being so much like Honest Abe and George Washington who could not tell a lie ... I have to tell you the truth.
The girls gave you straight Cappuccino Smooth. Nothing exotic. But what happened was strange. It took you out of the unmarried fantasy world you live in and brought you back to reality ... well, reality for you.
You decided you were going to the Vape Lounge and get on the web cam and was going to teach everyone how to swallow turtle candy without chewing it. You said it took a tough man to pop it straight down. But you knew if Kristen caught you loitering around the Lounge you would have to do a lot of explaining. You were real nervous.
So you wore the disguise you wore to the Supplier Associates Halloween Party, a yellow bikini and a chartreuse wig thinking you wouldn't be too obvious. I guess Nixdaddy was still a little upset about you accusing him of wearing his head upside down with the hair on the bottom and he called Dr. Pammy who alerted the Staff to be on the lookout for you.
I think this is where the frogs came into the story. A winter storm was coming into Tucson and Buck and Denrock had decided to get rich by raising bull frogs and selling frog legs at the Vape Lounge. But the storm came in as you were trying to get some bull frogs at the pond. Maybe the frogs saw your bikini. I don't know. But they heard you and dove into the water and at that exact instant that winter storm hit Tucson and froze the pond over solid with ice. Now the frogs were half in and half out of the water when it hit and those little frog legs were wiggling all over the place.
You'd probably have been okay, but you ran back to the Lounge and got a push lawnmower and some burlap sacks and started mowing frog legs and throwing them in the sacks and screaming "I'm gonna be rich, I'll never go back to Chycawgo!!" Buck and Nixdaddy and Denrock heard all the noise and came running and saw what you were up to.
They started throwing snowballs at you and you loaded the top cups of the bikini with snowballs and started firing them back. Well old Buck rolled up a great big snowball and threw it at you and right about that time the storm passed on over and the sun came back out.
Now that Tucson sun hit that big old snowball and I'll be danged if that thing didn't start to boil with the sun on it and when it hit you, you got scalded from the top of your bikini down to your happy place. That made the burns from your Buzz accident start to hurt and you started screaming and ran off through the desert.
I think they were able to track you so easy because of those bright blue Voit swim fins you had on, but you ran straight to Fantasy Airlines, paid the $350.00 for carry-on luggage and flew back to Chycawgo and I guess all the pain made you revert to the person you used to be. And I'm sorry for that.
I heard later that you accidentally took three ...... thinking they were pain medications and apparently they got stuck in your throat and you couldn't turn your head for three days because your neck was so stiff. That had to be real uncomfortable.
Now you know the whole story Ab, and its the truth!
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Got a lot of frogs up there in Cheyenne?
We have bunches of 'em here. Good eating!
Nope, no froggies around here. Im an origional born and raised missourian. Use to go giggin with grandpa. I still hear the poor little squeeks in my head from when they were stabbed. Then the horror of the legs bouncing in the pan as my grandma cooked them. Couldn't go near them then and wont go near them now. Bleh
OH! That is horrible! And T, I think that you know way too many details not to be somehow involved in this whole mess! You are looking less innocent every day! Anybody notice that Free and VG seem to be MIA? Very strange indeed!
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