ab357

[VanderVape]

Sweetie Pie is the perfect name for me. Suits me to a "T." TexasT, that is ...

And if you don't believe me, just ask 757girl!

Cool Beans.

Why do I now have the Beverly hillbillies theme running through my head?

T your cows calling and wanting you to take that dress off of her she keeps mooing that its Abooooossss, or something to that effect. I also caught her chewing on a very badly made wig as well.

 

[ab357]

For once, I really feel the need to stick up for my bro, Ab. That wasn't nice to reveal his last name, T. I think it only fair to reveal your name as well, all in due course..... TexasT might be his handle, but let it be known he really is Ben Dover.

Hey Sis, I was going to tell everybody Ben's name. He has some of that black electrical tape covering it up on his degree. I almost pulled it off. I was just about to reach out when I realized, you really don't want to touch anything that involves T and fluid/liquid.

 

[VanderVape]

ew ew ew ew ew... need I say more?

 

[ab357]

There's not an ounce of truth to that. Dr. Ab is mad because I revealed his last name. Domen.

Get it? Ab Domen. Get it? Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.

He's been spreading rumors ever since. I have a genuine Internet Doctorate Degree signed by a bunch of people and I had to send them all my life experiences and a check for $189.00 plus shipping and handling and the check cleared and they sent me my Doctorate Degree. And even my brother LD said it was a valuable degree that was maybe worth more than all the degrees he has. So there. Stick that in your atty and vape it Ab.

Actually that was $189.95. I know since you seemed to get a hold of my checking account You and your brother/step father LD are just jealous because I beat both of you to ordering some of those new HV attys from FSUSA. Me and my HV atty is vaping away as I get another board certification as we speak. It's coming off the printer as we speak.

BTW, what did you try to do with the scanner?!

 

[ab357]

ew ew ew ew ew... need I say more?

Not until you stop at the front desk and pay. Then I'm more than happy to listen to everything you want to say. Just come on down to the office. We've reserved a slot for you today.

 

[TexasT]

Actually that was $189.95. I know since you seemed to get a hold of my checking account You and your brother/step father LD are just jealous because I beat both of you to ordering some of those new HV attys from FSUSA. Me and my HV atty is vaping away as I get another board certification as we speak. It's coming off the printer as we speak.

BTW, what did you try to do with the scanner?!

I don't know what a HV atty is and don't think I even want to know if its going to set my crotch on fire like some people do!!!

Now that scanner was lotsa fun and I had a good time with that. I got pictures of things on me I ain't never seen before! I sat on it like you told me to and wow, that is some magnificent pictures!

 

[TexasT]

ew ew ew ew ew... need I say more?

No, LOL, you don't need to say more. That's even worse than your frog memories!

But have you guys noticed which way Ab's mind has been leaning lately? I think he needs a wife. Real bad. Can't all you gals gang up and do something to help the poor guy? Surely there's a shorty gal out there somewhere that wants a shorty man who is 5' 4" tall when he doesn't have his elevator socks on.

 

[LordDavon]

So, I hear that TexasT and Ab are getting hitched cause T just loved Ab in that dress!

 

[TexasT]

So, I hear that TexasT and Ab are getting hitched cause T just loved Ab in that dress!

Well, yeah. he did look good but nowhere near as good as 757girl!

And I'm already hitched to the BIG girl and she's jealous cause I'm something special!

 

[TexasT]

I've been getting reports that some four year old ruffians in Chycawgo ganged up on Ab and may have packed him in snow and stuck a carrot in the front of his head and put a red dress and chartreuse wig on him. If any of you vapers are out and about tonight and see such an apparition, please poke the thing and see if its Ab.

It will be a short snowman and may have some melting in the crotch area. Please be on the lookout.

 

[salemgold]

I don't know what a HV atty is and don't think I even want to know if its going to set my crotch on fire like some people do!!!

Now that scanner was lotsa fun and I had a good time with that. I got pictures of things on me I ain't never seen before! I sat on it like you told me to and wow, that is some magnificent pictures!

I think that old T has an obsession with crotches and fire! I think that there is a name for that but don't recall it right now.............

 

[TexasT]

Hummm, I don't know ... maybe Ab's Hot Pocket, Ab's HV Zipper, Ab's Burning Buzz, Ab's Blazing Happy Place, Ab's Flaming Fandango Dance, Ab's Electrical Display, Ab's Pocket Fireworks, Ab's Firey Fireplace ... I just don't know.

 

[Free2BMe]

I've been getting reports that some four year old ruffians in Chycawgo ganged up on Ab and may have packed him in snow and stuck a carrot in the front of his head and put a red dress and chartreuse wig on him. If any of you vapers are out and about tonight and see such an apparition, please poke the thing and see if its Ab.

It will be a short snowman and may have some melting in the crotch area. Please be on the lookout.

Think someone might have already took off with the dress and wig, but I did find the Ab-dominal snowman you speak of.

 

[TexasT]

Free, you did it!!!

That's him!!!

 

[ab357]

Free, you did it!!!

That's him!!!

Texans! DUH! Chicago got less than 3 inches of snow. That's barely enough for snow balls. I'm going to have Dr. Pammy give you more couch time. I'm getting suspicious of all these subliminal ideas you're getting. You may be planning on doing harm to me to take over the medical practice.

Don't even think about it! The FSUSA Protection Section has you under 24 hr surveillance. And you should be ashamed. Yeah, what you were doing around 11 o'clock. They have it on tape.

 

[TexasT]

Texans! DUH! Chicago got less than 3 inches of snow. That's barely enough for snow balls. I'm going to have Dr. Pammy give you more couch time. I'm getting suspicious of all these subliminal ideas you're getting. You may be planning on doing harm to me to take over the medical practice.

Yeah ... but ... when a guy is 4 11" tall in his elevator socks, three inches of snow can be real deep.

Shorty.

 

[TexasT]

T I'm getting suspicious of all these subliminal ideas you're getting.

Don't even think about it! The FSUSA Protection Section has you under 24 hr surveillance. And you should be ashamed. Yeah, what you were doing around 11 o'clock. They have it on tape.

Dr. T's Notes: Subject has recovered, physically, from his bodily abuse from the events around the ruffian 4 year olds. However, he has a tendency to remain listless at times due to bouts of depression, broken only by anxiety attacks that often result in numerous smaller injuries. Recommend extensive counseling.

Counselor's Notes: Mr. Ab Domen has a variety of personality disorders. He suffers from a severe lack of self-esteem, an irrational need to please others and terrible lack of assertiveness. Recommend intensive martial arts training in Klingon K-rak-ARRG style, foundational skills training (return to grade two) to fill the holes in his centuries old education, and a sensual partner. Recommend re-assignment to No-Nicotine Juice Division, Historical Records, to put his existing skills to use and in hopes he'll get lucky with the lady at the Post Office.

 

[salemgold]

T, you are just kiling me here! lol

 

[TexasT]

T, you are just kiling me here! lol

Just trying to help a friend dahlin, just trying to help a friend.

And I'm not going to repeat myself.

I say, I'm not going to repeat myself.