Alice In Vapeland ~ Premium E-juice ~ Grand Opening and Coupon Thread

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I heard its your birthday soon and I would love to send you some MindToulouse! Email me at jahflynn@aliceinvapeland.com and I'll send it out with the Birthday stork!

OMGoddess that's so awesome Jah! Thank you so much, I'll email you now. Squeeee *bounce bounce*
(Perhaps if my birthday package from Morri didn't make it out yet you can just slip it in there even... I got the email notification today but I'm not sure if it made it to the post office yet.)
 

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What a rough week!!!! I owe you a bottle for that broken one so email me and I'll fix ya up

You are so very awesome Jah...it shows how much you and all of those in the mushroom lab care in everything you do....The little extras you do shine tru and make all of us feel so special...from the magic in the juices...to the special packaging...to caring about poor little broken juices
 

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my vape gear1.jpgI guess you can tell I love My AiVmy vape gear 2.jpg
Kinda hard to see but 32 bottles of vape and all but 3 are AiV
 
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Good Morning Vapeland!!! Happy Wedensday!:) I see we all got our orders in and are already looking forward to our treasures!!! I was FINALLY able to get my Frost Blossom and Zombie and I can't wait!!!:toast: I had a VERY difficult time getting pictures to post yesterday, but today ECF seems more accepting....so here is a picture of us waiting for the parade to begin.....more will follow..:laugh:

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The littlest zombie will be very pleased to hear this :) She's excited to have the chance to do it again on halloween, but with more blood this time. Heeee!

OOOOhhhhh! What a awesome costume!!! Nicole loved it too. So zombie like but adorable at the same time :) You guys are great!
 

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Good Morning Vapeland!!! Happy Wedensday!:) I see we all got our orders in and are already looking forward to our treasures!!! I was FINALLY able to get my Frost Blossom and Zombie and I can't wait!!!:toast: I had a VERY difficult time getting pictures to post yesterday, but today ECF seems more accepting....so here is a picture of us waiting for the parade to begin.....more will follow..:laugh:

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Arghh!!! Paleo be a pirate, maties! Arghhh!!!

That seems like a lot of fun. Thanks for the pics, paleo!
 

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Ahoy mateys! Love the costumes, and especially love the very happy faces. :)

Good Morning Vapeland!!! Happy Wedensday!:) I see we all got our orders in and are already looking forward to our treasures!!! I was FINALLY able to get my Frost Blossom and Zombie and I can't wait!!!:toast: I had a VERY difficult time getting pictures to post yesterday, but today ECF seems more accepting....so here is a picture of us waiting for the parade to begin.....more will follow..:laugh:

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The Northwestern corner, of the Great Vapelandian, desert, whose center houses a fabulous white marble castle, borders the edge of NIllian or the drop into the great void. There, at the edge of this sweet and joyous land, the Realm tapers off, as it does at all of the edges of Vapeland, until it enters an area of low light eternal dusk. Here the land tapers, and tapers, until if one is foolish enough to keep trekking, it will crumble away from beneath them and they will be set adrift into the Great Void. THE Great VOID.
What anomaly of time and space is this grey and ominous emptiness engulfing a Nebula, distant galaxies, and many solar systems that spin, aloft, within it? Is it wickedly malevolent, threatening, and a danger? Is it kindly healing, supporting, and a secret guardian?...none knew...they did know that fall, drift, or rise into the Nillian was almost assuredly doom.

Long before the age of discovery, the entrance of first otherworldy, sentient beings, to the Aliciandriam Realm of delight, and the Travelers of the Realms appeareance, odd and magickal energies were being set into motion. By whom, for whom, for whence, and for what purpose...even to this very day remain a mystery.

Deep in what was then called "The Forbidden Woods" a small, black kitten, dark as India ink, yellow eyes bright with innocence, wonder, and curiosity had wondered far from her doting dam and litter. Chasing a dry leaf she had wondered to the edge of the woods.

High, oh so high, above her, in the very top of the highest tree a watching winged figure looked down. An unremarkable bird, greyish, white, and mostly brown was perched upon the highest branch, the almost solid tangle beneath him difficult even for him to navigate smoothly. His Byrd-like heart was somehow touched by the plight of this tiny lost one. Her ilk was supposed to be his sworn enemy, and even a fledgling, like himself new this. Slowly, and with great care our winged one began his laborious descent; his Byrd being was suddenly imbued with new found emotion; somehow this tiny kit had rent his heart, stirred feelings of concern, paternity, and the urge to protect. So....he would retrieve the kit and return her to her home, unharmed, intact, and beautiful. Just the thought of this brought a smooth, warm, feeling into his chest, where his once beastly heart had been transformed by it. Looking up at the newly rising Moon our protaganist's new found emotions found a new and mighty combination: Fear and Dread. The new Moon marked two passings to the Night of the Moon, known as Howl-O-Ween! The souls of any uneasy in their graves would walk abroad! All manners of creatures, monsters, witches, demons, warlocks, wizards, and the denizens of other worlds and dimension would soon roam the land! Though some were harmless, or even kind, the majority of these shades held evil, violence, and chaos in their hearts and beings! He had to catch up with "Black Dot", as he had named her, before this occurrence!

Far away, deep beneath the Great Western Desert, one particularly malevolent, evil, and powerful shade had already ensconced herself. Her blurry outline mocked a human figure, it's uneven, squashed, lines, that should have been sharp in delineation were more like spread out charcoal markings. Deep in newly formed caves the Smeary Witch of the Nillian Void, it's most dreaded denizen, had created a lair. She sat by her Cauldron of Perfidy, filled with the blood of the innocent, that she sypohned down through the surrounding lands. Normal lands; unscorcelled, calm, natural, and ecologically sound. She sat embroiled in her rage, envy, hatred, and desire to destroy this peaceful, calm, pleasant, and orderly place... and she would! Her despicapable cackle broke on the subterranean air like electricity. Its putrid essence echoed back on her, and her cauldron.

The horrid ick within the pot seemed to be clearing. Two black squarish marks on her "face" mock eyes glow greenish for an instant, the crazy, scar-like black cut or her mouth, opening in joy displaying disturbing jutting black lines in rows up and down; her disgusting teeth. Blo-flies, greyish, green, nearly black specks trailed along her exhaled laughter, not in release but in revulsion, fled the place of their birth for any environs more pleasant and less smelly. Taking the jagged black line, that was the end of her blurry broomstick, it's Straw a jumbled mass of black, grey, an charcoal strokes, she dipped into the spot sand stirred.

Ancient, and long lost words of evil black magic she mumbled under breath. She sought he most innocent of the innocent. She needed it for her upcoming ceremony and the potent anti-thesis is would create. Thus she would spell the doom of this world. Soon, the pot's contents grew clearer and sharper and she saw it! It was tiny and helpless! It was leaving the Forbidden Woods. What! What was this? Some insignificant fowl sought to intervene? She would fix that!

Gesturing with her hands,and continuing her chant, she removed her broomstick and pointing it at the image of dessicated tree dropping, she drew the leaf along. She drew it quickly, she drew, it with intent, she drew it toward herself and her apartment of horror and power. Her evil, almost happy, cackling, disturbed the local swarm of blo flies and added to their numbers. Her evil smear
eyes glowed a bit brighter green and she drew along the leaf, and the kit, into her web of unholy horror, sacrifice, deceit, and ultimately the creating of a portal for the other ones!

The Smeary Witch, almost grew clearer for a moment, gathering her power and violent will. Conjuring was her least talent but conjure she would! Her blurry outline dimmed for a moment and, there, rising from her Cauldron of ichor, were a tiny ball, red and white, a saucer of milk, and a bit of twine! They levitated out of the pot and came to rest at her feet. Gathering her powers she dipped her parody of a broom into the gurgling pot, and coating the "straw" on one end withdrew a large glob of greenish blue liquid. Bits of small, meat like, substances, circular, torn, and stringy clung to the end of her stick in a huge drop. The Smear Witch, from the Nillian Void, seized the stick end of her broom and spinning around thrice, incanting awful words of unknown origin
and might, flung the cleaning prop and the glob released from it. The glob undulated and stretched, flattened, and turned drop-like just before it struck the far wall of the cave.

Once there it stuck tightly and began to glow mauve,sparkle, and heat up until an opening to the outer world was created as the rock, molten, and white hot, ran down toward the floor of the lair and hardened instantly. The saucer of milk, ball, and twine levitated out the opening on their journey of lure and trickery. The Smear Witch laughed evilly, ending, in a long and prolonged round of nefarious
cackling, and seemed, just for an instant to grow more defined then returned to her altered state. Then in a feat of amazing power and concentration she conjured a nearly invisible Will 'O De-wisp like orb, that flew away on a mission of disruption and chaos. Her glee was monumental!

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The fledgling was confused. Hung in the canopy, ensnared by liannas, vines, branches, and leaves he saw the Black Dot as she danced about a blade of grass at the edge of the wood playing. Then, out of nowhere a piece of twine and a small ball, red and white, appeared out of nowhere! What odd thing was this? The twine swayed, snake-like and wormy, and the kit jumped for it. It escaped her tiny claws and drew her on toward the ball which began to roll Westward.

Alarmed, by some unknown instinct, the brown fledgling struggled against his trap to no avail. He watched, in sadness, as The Black Dot, jumping and leaping, hopping rabbit-like, tail raised, fur fluffed, pursued her toys on a path to unknown destinations.

That whole night, and the next day, the fledgling struggled but could not gain freedom. He had grown weary and tired and had only just awakened. A crackling sound, like snapping twigs, popping in a fire woke him and he could see a tiny speck of white light drawing near him! His heart raced in fear and he struggled, mightily for release, but could not gain it. The light grew nearer. His heart was pounding, and flee or fight adrenaline, pulsed in him. This would be his end! The tiny light came right up between his eyes, just above his beak, and began to pulse purple. He could see what looked like a tiny woman inside the speck of light! She was dressed in a white tunic and robe and held a golden stick in one hand. Her deep green eyes, and long flowing blonde hair, very yellow, touched his new heart and he began to calm. The tiny woman raised her stick and seeds began to fall down through the canopy from above. The fledgling fed greatfully. Then a fine mist, pure and cool, fell over the Forbidden Wood, and droplets of water ran down the vines and the fledging ate and drank his fill. Revitalized, and relieved, the plain brown fledgleing sat in his cage of vines and wondered. Wondered what or who this was...wondered about the kit...wondered about himself. The tiny lady lifted her stick and suddenly the avian could see far away. He could see...The Black Dot! With his spell found vision he found more emotions attached. The kit had somehow gotten all the way to the edge of the Western Desert! She was batting the ball along, as the twine, slithered in front of her keeping her focused. Then the point of view swung upward and shifted and far in the distance he could see a deep, black, hole, near the Nillian! There, by the dark yawning opening, was a small saucer of milk! The fledgling was suddenly overcome with fear, dread, horror, and the feeling of impending doom. Doom for The Black Dot; doom for this his woods, his homeland, doom perhaps for the whole World! His paternal, and fraternal, emotions, for the Black Dot filled him with the desire to fly to her defense. Then he was back in the Forbidden Wood, still hanging, trapped.

The tiny white light caught his attention again. The little lady in it started to weep. She raised her stick and a new vision occurred. The fledgling could see the Nillian void! Some -thing- had found its way through from it into their world and sought its destruction. The destruction of the Black Dot, her Dam, her siblings, the wood, the fledgling....the destruction of it all! Not a smooth clean ending, say, by the way of fire, but slow, draining, torturing, and perverted, draining all until naught would remain but new territory for the Nillian and more power for...more power for....then his vision was cracked by the stark image of the Smear Witch! The horrid sight, and somehow accompanying smell, that laced his vision struck instant emnity for her in his heart. Then he was back in the Forbidden Wood, hanging like some stupid wooden owl or decoy. What could he do?!

The tiny speck of light grew bright and the lady could no longer be seen within it. Then it began to fly around the plain brown fledgling in circles. It started to pulse a brighter color, and began to cut through the vines, twigs, and branches that trapped him! It flew faster and faster and the plain brown fledgling could move his wings! The speck flew faster and faster, in ever widening circles, about him, and wind began to raise in a funnel. He was freed from the unintentional (?) snare but was now caught in the whirlwind. Faster and faster it spun until he was rising up. The tiny light surrounded him, cacoon like and wispy, and he was being flung heavenward an opening cut above him by the apex of the cacoon. Higher and higher the fledgling was flung. He gained his wings and started to work with the whirlwind. Far below the tiny light was now a tremendous orb. So high above the world, was the brown fledgling, he could see the Western desert. His amazingly, and now magically charged, keen Byrd vision could just make out a tiny black speck...The Black Dot! She was going toward the opening and the saucer of milk!

Then sensing, more than seeing, another ball of energy was coming from the West! It was headed toward the white orb with tremendous speed and striking it both evaporated in a bright white flash of sheet lightning. The shock waves from this event reached the plain brown fledgling and lifted him higher. Then he looked down upon the land...

Disgusting parodies of humans, rotting, and shambling dotted the land. Dragons fought each other, and humans, and gas, smoke, fire, electricity and water flew. Formless drops of oozing goo rolled over the battlefield absorbing all in their paths! Gryphons, Unicorns, harpies, sprites, Giants, Trolls, Ogres, and armored knights on chargers all were engaged in an apocolyptic battle below his incredulous eyes. Witches and Worlocks lit the scene with their battling spells. Wizards, demons, fairies, and skeletons clashed in an Epic battle beneath him! The world had gone mad!

Yet, far to the West the desert was calm. Perhaps too calm. The brown fledgling pulled in his wings,tight, and drew his legs up and inward, and started a long and hard dive toward the black opening. Turbulence engulfed him for the speed and force of his descent were slowly plucking away feathers from his plumage. He lost tail feathers and every bit of down upon his body was blown away in a beigeish-grey cloud. He would not relent. He continued his descent, and still high above his destination...slowly...opened his wings.

The bones in his wings sang out in agony under the strain, he lowered his legs, and what tail feathers he had left, and fought the fall to his death. Finally, be began to slow, he could see the dark opening and The Black Dot! She was still far enough away that he could not reach her! She cleaned the last bit of milk from her small black paw and walked into the opening! Gaining composure and control the plain brown fledgling dived again. He dove downward and straight into the blackness of that portal, into the darkness of the unknown, into the near light of the Nillian!

Inside the lair of the Smear Witch, from the Nillian void, a transformation had occurred. The walls, floors, and ceilings of the cave were covered with sigils, seals, and glyphs. Near what would be the middle of the floor, overlapping black lines, blurry, indistinct, and bundle like, held a small black onyx altar. Atop the offering site was a small guillotine, laced with blood red symbols, and the occasional drop of some odd foreign substance. Behind the altar a long tapering finger of rock led outward, to its slender point and directly into the Nillian! Between the altar and the portal to the void stood a beautiful woman. Her long blond yellow hair flowed over her white tunic and robe and in her right hand she held a golden stick.


The bumping scuttling sound of the small red and white ball, as it bounded over the uneven cave floor and it's horrid images, made the blonde woman smile sweetly. The Black Dot scampered on toward her goal, the ball, unknowing, innocent, and trusting. She was lost in play. She was almost at the feet of the blond woman. The beautiful woman bent down and gently grasped the tiny kit. Then a strong gust of wind, and the smell of the battlefield entered the cave, as the plain brown fledgling came speeding toward them both. The beautiful woman released a sigh, and a tiny cloud, of small flying black specks emerged from her mouth and nose. The kit recoiled in fear. Her guise no more use the Smear Witch assumed her regular, near incoherent form, and raising her broom with her right hand, and holding the struggling kit by her scruff, in the other, she steeled herself for the impact of the fledgling.

Intent and uncaring, the plain brown fledgling, pulled his legs and wings in tight and extended his beak, like the head of an arrow, aiming for the top head-like area of the black blur that drew his ire! A pool of green slick goo was emerging from around the feet of the Smear Witch and oozing out on the point that led to the Nillian! Just at the moment of impact the Witch struck with her broom and flung the fledgling downward on to the floor behind her. His impact only sped his approach along the slick path of doom to the Void! The Smear Witch began to cackle diabolically and so loudly she could not hear the sounds of the battle outside or the scratching at the mouth of the cave.
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Good Morning Vapeland!! I hope this day finds you ALL well and content!:toast: I'm so happy you all liked the pictures...it was a fun time:laugh: and we do enjoy Halloween there. I have many more, but will not Spam the thread with them, however..if some of you want to see the parade floats (they were incredible!) send me a PM and I'll be happy to show them to you. Have the best day everyone!!
 
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