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[nicowolf]

Crocs? I openly mock you and your rubber footware!

Oooh, but my feet are oh so very happy. Personally, I can't think of a better place to wear rubber than on my feet. The cushy, squishy feel of the Croc's sole has vastly improved my quality of life. The crazy colors are just a bonus. I may have to drag Punky Brewster back out of the archives for the Chuck vs. Crocs debate.

 

[Kestrial]

I may have to drag Punky Brewster back out of the archives for the Chuck vs. Crocs debate.

If you bring Punky into it, there will be no debate. Whatever she says goes. It's like a law or something!

Are you done postal stripping for the day? *taps foot*

 

[nicowolf]

LOL

yes, I am done postal stripping for now. I must string you along until everyone else gets theirs. Life is always more fun when no one has their special moment spoiled ya know. There is an art to teasing.

 

[Kestrial]

There is an art to teasing.

You've been talking to Spikey again, haven't you?

Anyway, fair enough. One should never over do the postal stripping. I think there was a Lifetime movie devoted solely to its dangers and we all know to take TV movie warnings very seriously. *nods wisely*

 

[nicowolf]

Lol

Kestrial you have made this soooooo much fun. Thank you. Postal stripping is really quite mundane if you don't have the right audience.

 

[nicowolf]

You've been talking to Spikey again, haven't you?

I was assured that was all confidential I guess the secret is out, I love teasing (and being teased, it always goes both ways). This forum is the most flirting I have done in a VERY long time.

 

[KoS]

I hear that you won't get something you can't use. So do you select the products you have? Like M401 or 901 stuff like that.

 

[nicowolf]

No. He doesn't do pieces parts in the mystery bag.

 

[Iken]

I just got mine, and OMFG!!!
After 3 sets of happy dances, yes count em 3!
and few WOO HOO's! later,I dont really know how else I can express my gratitude! But a good ol' Jesus %&#^# Christ! will fill in a few blanks!

ps. If you found Jesus or something, I'm sorry, don't mean to offend, I type the way I talk and/or think

 

[taukimada]

just opened mine... quite happy with my new toys

 

[nicowolf]

Anybody else wanna do a postal striptease?

 

[taukimada]

i didnt even take the time to tease myself.... ripped right into that box and got everything up and running already...hehehe

guess i like it fast and furious

 

[Iken]

Well 1st we have a beautiful white box with exquisite red pin striping, with a delicately hand crafted blue eagle, followed by a gorgeous written inscription of the voluptuous wording of Priority. Enclosed is the ever so sexy and sleek bubble wrap with it pulsing bustles that simply cry out to be popped. You can just feel the heat coming off this soft, lovely cardboard paper..As I peel off the clear tape gently, the lips of the lid slowly begin to open by my soft touch....to be continued

 

[devonschmoker]

Mine is somewhere in the Portland postal processing center. I even went to the post office to find out what happened. They seemed to be just as confused as I am. If it doesn’t arrive tomorrow I Guess I will have to raise hell with my local postmaster. The fact that I know that my package arrived in Portland on Saturday and now it is Monday and now it is still not on my doorstep does not make me happy at all. Damn USPS.

 

[Spikey]

I held back my comments for too long.. I am REALLY not liking being on the other end of the teasing!!! LOL

I have to make an order from then soon.. I may just have to get one and find out myself instead of waiting for you cruel people to keep teasing me!!! LOL

 

[halopunker]

Hehe, ya maybe next time i'll put more effort into these than what I did this last round. Next time will be more fun I promise, no gag gifts or anything this bout. Next time will be epic

 

[youfillintheblank]

Sounds like you're gonna need a smoke after this.

Are you gonna make it breakfast in the morning?

Well 1st we have a beautiful white box with exquisite red pin striping, with a delicately hand crafted blue eagle, followed by a gorgeous written inscription of the voluptuous wording of Priority. Enclosed is the ever so sexy and sleek bubble wrap with it pulsing bustles that simply cry out to be popped. You can just feel the heat coming off this soft, lovely cardboard paper..As I peel off the clear tape gently, the lips of the lid slowly begin to open by my soft touch....to be continued

 

[nicowolf]

which one did you get Ike?

I need to retract a previous statement. I actually got the 14.99 and the 24.99. I did NOT get the 20.99. I am thinking that is what Ike got.

 

[nicowolf]

Wanna know what's in my really pretty box?

 

[nicowolf]

...or do ya wanna know about the bubble wrap first?