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The Ocelot

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Aaaahaha. I myself am feeling a bit under the weather and don't think it would wise to go to work this Friday.

I informed my vape carrier I was expecting "an important package" on Fri.
He said, "Don't I always make sure you get your **important packages?**"
I love that man!!
 

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Awesome. It just so happens I ended up having tomorrow off. It feels like we are forming some kind of first Provari owning Voltron.
You're getting the white.
xHaze got the silver.
I'm getting the bronze.
And roonies is getting the red.

Now we just need to talk someone into getting their first Provari in blue and we can assemble and fight cigarettes together.

Nerd Alert!!!! Hahaha, I don't care, all coolness is out the window when I'm this excited.
 

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Aaaahaha. I myself am feeling a bit under the weather and don't think it would wise to go to work this Friday.

Awesome. It just so happens I ended up having tomorrow off. It feels like we are forming some kind of first Provari owning Voltron.
You're getting the white.
xHaze got the silver.
I'm getting the bronze.
And roonies is getting the red.

Now we just need to talk someone into getting their first Provari in blue and we can assemble and fight cigarettes together.

Nerd Alert!!!! Hahaha, I don't care, all coolness is out the window when I'm this excited.

LMAOOOOO!!! You crack me up. How'd you go from having to work to it just so happens you have Fri. off?
However you managed it....You Go Boy!!!!!
I feel your excitement.

Ok, I have to run now (NOT literally) around the corner to get my Dunkin.
 

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Actually I've been off since Wed, but was expecting to go back by Friday. I swear I didn't call in sick. The company I work for's next big job doesn't kick off til Monday, and it'll be long hours (12-14hrs/day). Looks like I'll have my new ProVari to get me through the long days.

I guess it's true. Lumen Sees Totus. I want to be a member of the ProVarinati...... Once I get mine do I need to be jumped in? Or am I good to go?:w00t:
 
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Actually I've been off since Wed, but was expecting to go back by Friday. I swear I didn't call in sick. The company I work for' sext big job doesn't kick off til Monday, and it'll be long hours (12-14hrs/day). Looks like I'll have my new ProVari to get me through the long days.

I guess it's true. Lumen Sees Totus. I want to be a member of the ProVarati...... Once I get mine do I need to be jumped in? Or am I good to go?:w00t:

I take it you were absent when we went over this...

Be aware new acolytes:

The Holiest of Holies does not come in a fancy box, it is simply swaddled in bubble wrap. It is the way of the ProVarinati to be reminded of our humble beginnings and not to take for granted the amazing gift that is bestowed upon the worthy.

You must place the sacred ProVari on an altar and gently pass a silver* Thurible filled with myrrh for 7 consecutive nights just past sunset. Then, and only then, you may kneel before a candle and read your Rewards Loyalty Program card (yes, we are rewarded for our loyalty!) upside down and the Secret Name of-which-we-do-not-speak shall be revealed.

The manual with the Sacred Rites is available for download on the ProVape site. Don't forget to fast.


*If you don't have silver, aluminum foil is allowed. The ProVari is forgiving.
 
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OK, I iz ready for ritual..... Just waiting on mailman. I hope not to scare him off with my magnificence.:D

Me Want ProVo!!
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I gently pass a silver* Thurible filled with myrrh for 7 consecutive nights

Gently pass a Thurible for 7 consecutive nights...... Guess I better stock up on some Activia.
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