...and now we go to Tricia Takanawa....Trisha?

[Cliven]

.....Thank you Tom. I am standing outside of REOS mods headquarters where a mob is starting to form after the announcement by REOS Mods owner Robert O'Neal, that he will soon be making Shiny Brass doors available to use on the already famous REO mod. How do you do it Rob? How do you feel making the best mod in the entire world?
Now we go to Ollie for the weather.......​

 

[sbmqcy]

ITS GONE RAIN!


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[sbmqcy]

That's just awesome. Thank you


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[Kevin33]

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.....Thank you Tom. I am standing outside of REOS Mods headquarters where a mob is starting to form after the announcement by REOS Mods owner Robert O'Neal, that he will soon be making Shiny Brass doors available to use on the already famous REO Mod. How do you do it Rob? How do you feel making the best Mod in the entire world?
Now we go to Ollie for the weather.......​

Thanks Tricia. Ollie Alexander here with your up to date weather forecast. We are expecting a lot of clouds today, visibility might be limited in some areas. Please use caution on the roads. Again, it is supposed to be VERY cloudy today. Let's cut to Tim for our stock report.

 

[jifjifjif]

Thanks, Ollie.

Today's stock report starts out with an IPO out of Southern Maine. The company is called REOS Mods LLC and trades on the Nasdaq under the symbol REO. Stock prices have skyrocketed today after the breaking news that not only are sub-ohm kits almost available, but they are releasing shiny polished doors as well. Now to Fred in sports. Fred....?

 

[FACE MEAT]

It wasn't a cockroach, it was an overachieving porcupine...

 

[rudy4653]

Thanks, Ollie.

Today's stock report starts out with an IPO out of Southern Maine. The company is called REOS Mods LLC and trades on the Nasdaq under the symbol REO. Stock prices have skyrocketed today after the breaking news that not only are sub-ohm kits almost available, but they are releasing shiny polished doors as well. Now to Fred in sports. Fred....?

Thanks Tim,
Now for Sports - I am here at the International Vaperthon. It's amazing how far this sport has evolved in the past three years! It seemed like just yesterday that we were watching these amaziing vaper athletes puffing loooooooong 7 second vapes off their blue foam blank cartridge attys with 18 drops of liquid mounted on their pencil stick batteries that lasted 20 minutes and blowing a puff of "smoke" in the air. Today with the top conditioning and advancement of equipment we now see these vaperathletes using SUB OHM rebuidable atomizers mounted on advanced REO machines with 8 hour long lasting batteries and blowing out huge CLOUDS of "smoke"!
This sport has certainly advanced to the 22nd century.
I anticiapate a new record in the works of a possible 0.0 ohm resistance build!

Back to the studio...

 

[Jonathan Rizo]

I just wanna say thank you for this read... it has made this work day enjoyable haha. I can't stop laughing

 

[nerak]

The studio phones have not stopped lighting up.................Seems there have been Wood REO's spotted as the REO people, who call themselves Reonauts twitter and send pics to show their REO Families!
That's right these REO owners can't seem to quench their thirst for more REO's!

Now the elusive Wood REO's have been spotted from across the states!
What is it about these boxes that make vaping so incredible........is this a cult?.....questions continue to pop up and we will be right with answers from some Reonauts.........

 

[Cliven]

............Seems there have been Wood REO's spotted

WHERE?!?!?!

 

[Cliven]

Got my REO Badge....Right. Here!

 

[CATastrophe]

This just in, there's a gaper's block on the REOville bypass near the Maine Street exit. Eye witnesses say traffic is snarled in the southbound lanes because a family of porcupines is looking for that famous bed and breakfast they heard about.

 

[InTheClouds]

**BREAKING NEWS**

Astronomers have received photos from the Hubble telescope of unexplained bright flashes of light from the NE corner of United States. Unconfirmed reports from the residents of Alfred Maine describe the flashes as coming from small, unidentified rectangles of brass. We will report updates as this story unfolds.

 

[rabernet]

Best thread ever!

 

[super_X_drifter]

Now for entertainment news with Jy Vass-Turkie :

Hey y'all, Jy here reporting that a REO costs less than one month of smoking. Whats even better, they last pretty much forever so people dont flick them out the window of their car

Sorry guys, "highways jammed with broken REOs" ain't the lyrics

 

[yaypudding]

Sad thing is, these are more factual reports then the real news.