BREAKING NEWS "This just in........ "
This afternoon, an elderly gentlemen while going to pick up his only 4 year old daughter was taken to a nearby Hospital suffering from a projectile sticking out of his left eye socket, he was blind in this eye before hand and suffered no real injury, he was able to call his wife and make sure his daughter ( oh the children think of the children) was picked up from her local school.
Upon following this storyline, we here at BP news center have learned the projectile was a
ecig, an
ecig we said but how?
As it would happen some careless Vaper threw his
ecig (dangerous) out of his car window with no regard as to where it would end up, and our poor Mr non Vaper took it in the eye socket. We're happy to report Mr non Vaper has been dismissed from the hospital and is recovering at home still in shock and awe over this whole ecig (dangerous) incident.
Alert people ecig are bad for your eyes, they need to be banned for the poor girl who almost didn't get home from school.
This is BP news center signing off. MOTO We never lie.