Shane immediately picked up the cup that his wife had just sat down. He filled it with water and just as he was about to fling it at his mother-in-law, Chrissy yells out......
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While in the Carribean he met this blonde with smoky eyes and she reminded him of
Shane got caught up in thoughts of smoked meats, years of working a still in Tennessee, and his vaping journey. Gathering up his vaping bugout bag, he rushed out the door thinking "I need some shine and and pulled pork".
"Where am I gonna find Tennessee style pulled pork down here?" was what he was thinking to himself when suddenly.......
Shane was startled. "How the hell was THAT hiding there and I missed it!! Hmmmm........wonder if I could ride it??" he thought to himself.
So he went and got his trusty giraffe saddle, then slowly approached the tall beast.
As Shane went to saddle the fine, elegant animal he realized he didn't have a way to mount the creature. He began to wonder if he even should, it might be taboo here in the backwoods of Tennessee, "nah" he thought, "goats aren't an issue, why would this be."
Realizing the giraffe was sitting on his vape gear, he began approaching it from behind...
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