"Woohoo!" he thought, "new juice." He leaned back on the lawn. Laying in the thick, bristly grass he looked up at the cumulus clouds and imagined thick tufts of vapor streaming from his mouth in a distant land.
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AND - All at once he remembered . . . He did not know what to put on the barbeee for "Vittles Bash". . .So - he called out for his PA - "Billy Bob Joe" (who was also his Uncle) and his MA (Who was also his Grandma) - "Billie Bobbie Josie" . . .
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and they recommended Roasted Raccoon with field potatoes and wild carrots. He also thought Roadkill Squirrel would be good too!!
Now if he could only find somewhere to get some Rocky Mountain Oysters his Vittles Bash would be perfect.
His PA/Uncle, Billy Bob Joe, and his MA/Grandma, Billie Bobbie Josie, wasted no time in gatherin up some tasty chitlins and even found dem Rocky Mountain Oysters. They now be jumpin and a hackerin for some good eatins, vapin and dancin too so they called on their grandaughter/niece/dauther, Ellie Bobbie May, to gather up some tunes....
Non story Interjection >>>> Sorry but OMG I am on the floor laughing so hard with ya'all's story bits. Too freakin funny !!! My pups think I have gone crazeee>>>>
Non story Interjection >>>> Sorry but OMG I am on the floor laughing so hard with ya'all's story bits. Too freakin funny !!! My pups think I have gone crazeee>>>>
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On his way to find Rocky Mountain Oysters he seen a sign that said "People who like to make off topic comments can use THIS link here>>http://www.e-cigarette-forum.com/forum/one-stop-diy-shop/453219-omg.html"
Shane stopped and wondered what the sign said, cause Shane never learned to read. "Oh, well" he thought......"Gotta find them Rocky Mountain Oysters!!"
he walked until he happened upon a shady looking area where he stopped to rest and take a few vapes.
Meanwhile...
She ran inside the shanty lickidy split only to emerge wearing her shinny shore boots. As she rapped and tapped on the old deck floor her Pa started singing a very old tune...."Come- commala, come-come commala. I-sissa 'ay a-bralla, dey come a-folla. Down come a-rivva, or-i-za kivva. Rice a green-o, see wha we seen-o!" Everyone chimed in as the tune grew louder and off in the distance Shane heard it follow.
Shane suddenly stopped. He smelled.....Moonshine if he could find it, it would be just the thing to go with the vittles and dancing. He started towards the smell tip toeing ever so stealthly but all of a sudden he tripped and fell into
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a deep well that had been long forgotten. "Now how am I gonna get outta here, ya suppose??" he muttered as he spit out murky water. He knows he has enough "Hillbilly Blood" in him to figure something out........."I mean, COME ON, I didn't watch all those episodes of MacGyver for nothing, did I??" he thought to himself.
As he tried to think what he could do - all of a sudden he started to hear "Duelin' Bango's" off in the distance . . .
He was wondering who it could be duelin' like that and why they wouul dbe playin' so close . . . Only to realize it wasn't a deep well - it was a special trap set just for Him by the . . .
Old Twins "Darrell & Darrell" the "Mountain Boys". . .
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He was wondering who it could be duelin' like that and why they wouul dbe playin' so close . . . Only to realize it wasn't a deep well - it was a special trap set just for Him by the . . .
Old Twins "Darrell & Darrell" the "Mountain Boys". . .
As he tried to think what he could do - all of a sudden he started to hear "Duelin' Bango's" off in the distance . . .
He was wondering who it could be duelin' like that and why they wouul dbe playin' so close . . . Only to realize it wasn't a deep well - it was a special trap set just for Him by the . . .
Old Twins "Darrell & Darrell" the "Mountain Boys". . .-
......and, boy, did he regret "looking for the goods" now!!! "Darrrr-rell, Darrrr-rell!!! Help me!! I fell in this here ol' well!!!"
Darrell, and his brother Darrell, can hear Shane off in the distance. They begin to laugh as they pick their banjos, and finally the first born Darrell gets up from his rocking chair, sets his banjo down and starts walking towards the commotion.
As the first Darrell walks forward he hears a sound behind him and spins around. Behind him, in silhouette stands Jeff Beck, a seafoam green Fender Surfcaster strung on his back and a wad of chewing 'baco in his mouth. Jeff spits, and says:
"Which way to the toilet? I got make a dump, homie!!.......Really, Like.......NOW!!!!! as he clinches up a little.
"Use at tree ov'r year!!".... yells the younger Darrell, not even looking Jeff's way.
Jeff made his way to the tree and slid the guitar off his back, which wasn't really a guitar, but a...
sledgehammer like the one Bret Micheals carries in the commercials for "Rock my RV with Bret Micheals"
When out from behind the tree popped George Michael... who had given up stalking the public restrooms in W. Hollywood for the back roads of Tennessee... wanting to put words to Dueling Banjo's and record it on his next come-back record.
He had been hiding and seen Shane fall into the well, but he did not help for fear that Shane might be an undercover cop trying to set him up, By this time Jeff had come back from the bathroom, sledgehammer in hand, and says "WOW!!! George Micheals!! Will you sign this Bret Micheals Sledgehammer....PLLEEEAAASSSEEE!!! It's all I have with me and I'm not passing THIS up!!"
Shane still yelling for help and by this time Chrissy and the local sheriff have show up asking if anyone seen a barefooted redneck vaping "Overall Wearin, Sittin' on the Porch, UFO Watchin' Watermelon" E-juice from a corncob E-Pipe. "Yeah........He's 'bout this taw." she said as she described Shane to the 2 Darrell Bothers, while holding her hand "Karate style" against her chest. "Smells Like cheese and beer. And he's 'possed to be gettin' stuff for a Shindig" She finished.
Seizing the moment, George Michael grabs the sledgehammer and jumps down the well to join Shane. Shane was relieved when he saw the Slim Jims and Busch poking out of Michael's fanny pack. "What ya vapin, and where's the shindig?" George inquired.
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