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technovapir

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Ummm.... Don't forget that mulch piles can and do occasionally catch fire without any 'external' source of ignition. Plus you probably don't want it inside your house anyways. :D

Also, as I seem to recall...Freaky says his gaseous antics may be flammable as well. I'd advise caution my friend!:laugh:
 

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Yeah, definitely not in the house, LOL. I was thinking about the generous supply of rotting plant material we have in the PNW that might keep you warm if a sleeping bag were slid inside.

As for the other part ... I'd rather endure the risks of eating beans than steak in a casino. :laugh:

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It's been awhile since I posted any Zombie Survival Guide Calendar info, but today's may be relevant - to anyone who's been watching Walking Dead!
Nov 8th; "On the Run" topic Watch for Friendly Fire...
Even if a city has been completely taken by zombies, there may still be pockets of humanity. These survivors will undoubtedly shoot first & identify their attackers later. To avoid friendly fire, be on the lookout for gatherings of zombies. This could indicate a still raging battle. Look for piles of dead bodies. They could mark the kill zone of a sniper. Listen for gunfire, try to determine its location, and give it a wide berth. Look & listen for other signs such as smoke, lights in windows, human voices, or the sound of machinery. If you feel yourself close to humans, do not attempt to contact them. Making recognizable noises or shouting, "Don't shoot!" along the way will only attract the undead.

Questions...So how SHOULD one contact fellow human survivors? by telephone? :blink:
Stay safe Zombie slayers!
And let's hope the zombies don't strike during the test of the emergency broadcast! :laugh:
 

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Yeah, if you contact them, they may end up enslaving you to work the poker tables or something. :laugh:

I actually just had our emergency generator serviced last week, and the guy and I started talking about survival and how Mt Hood has been active. He also services cell phone towers, and is quite confident that cell service should run on "auto-pilot" for about 45 days in the event of an emergency. Of course, involving massive land movement, those in the immediate area will probably be out of service, but for zombie invasion, he believes there should be plenty of time to make contact.

(Sometimes I love my crappy job! :laugh: )
 

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OK gang. The Zombie Survival Guide daily calendar is getting thinner, and most of them are repeats...but this one...well, it's pretty disgusting, so I thought you'd all enjoy it!!:)

For Tuesday Nov. 22; Zombie Attributes: Digestion...
Recent evidence has once and for all discounted the theory that human flesh is the fuel for the undead. A zombie's digestive tract is completely dormant. The complex system that processes food, extracts nutrition, and excretes waste does not factor into a zombie's physiology. Autopsies conducted on neutralized undead have shown that their "food" lies in its original, undigested state at all sections of the tract. This partially chewed, slowly rotting matter will continue to accumulate, as the zombie devours more victims, until it is forced through the anus, or literally bursts through the stomach or intestinal lining. Eyewitness reports have confirmed undead to have distended bellies. Zombies continue to feed long after their digestive tracts have exploded from within.:blink:

So. There. Try not to remember this as you're enjoying a huge turkey feast on Thursday...:vapor:
 

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For December 3/4, 2011...
Zombie Survival Guide Checklist for Survival topic: Abandoned Penitentiary;
Almost every prison in the US has it's own library. Use your free time (and there will be plenty of it) to read every useful text. Subjects like medicine, mechanics, construction, horticulture & psychoanalysis - there are so many skills waiting to be learned. Make each member of your group an expert in something. Organize classes to teach one another. You never know when an expert may be lost & another designated to replace him. Knowledge from the prison library will help with every task on this list.


Of course, if you're lucky enough to be recruited to Mac's casino, you may not need to know anything other than how to deal cards & eat steak...:2cool:
 

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BECOME AN EXPERT:Research your potential new home thoroughly. Read every book, every article, every sentence written about it. Examine every map and photograph. The type of terrain you choose will have its own specific survival manuals. Purchase and study them all.
In addition, study the accounts of earlier, indigenous peoples who lived in similar environments. Again, visit the site many times, and during every season. Spend at least several weeks there, exploring and camping in every sector.
Get to know each tree and rock; every sand dune or ice floe. Calculate the most efficient source of food production (farming, fishing, hunting, gathering) and how many humans the land can support with this method. The answer will be vital in choosing the size of your group. If legally possible, purchase the land.
This will allow you to begin construction of an actual dwelling. It may not be your permanent domicile, but it should at least be something that can shelter you during construction of your future compound. If small and functional, it should serve as a storage shed for pre-stocked supplies. If large and comfortable, it could serve as a second home or vacation getaway. Many people during the Cold War built vacation homes that also served as potential escapes from nuclear holocaust. Familiarize yourself with the nearest local population.
If they speak a different language, learn it, as well as local customs and personal history. Their knowledge and expertise should complement your book-learned education on the environment.Never tell the locals why you are there.:blink:
 

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.Never tell the locals why you are there.:blink:

Two reasons why: First, they'll think you are crazy and will be less likely to accept you. Second, if the SHTF, you'll have every local pounding on your door trying to gain access since they'll know you have supplies stockpiled.

Never tip your hand! People are 3 meals away from reverting to savagery and everyone prefers to 'take care of their own' long before they're willing to help an 'outsider'. Nothing is worse than showing up to your personal bolt-hole and finding it occupied by some people less than friendly to you!
 
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