Art Glass Drip Tips

[BluSwatch]

Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was
really mad.

She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"

The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke
up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.

Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought
the box back in the house.

She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Bob has been missing since Friday.

 

[Starlight682]

Anyone got any good clean jokes?

my sons favorite joke

what time is it when an elephant sits on your fence ????




time to get a new fence

 

[bert1983]

my sons favorite joke

what time is it when an elephant sits on your fence ????




time to get a new fence

Reminds me of this one....
What did the fish say when it ran into a wall?
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DAM!

 

[BluSwatch]

Amber - an i06 and 306 with a drip shield and sleeve for Freddy to try.

 

[grandmato5]

Nope I'm only going to allow myself one from every batch I get.

WOW, you've got some great self-control if you can manage to do that You've got some great Trippies coming your way, guess I'm gonna have to do some stalking

Good Evening Trippyville

 

[BluSwatch]

I need some coffee .... took me a few to get that!

Reminds me of this one....
What did the fish say when it ran into a wall?
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DAM!

 

[AmberB]

Amber - an i06 and 306 with a drip shield and sleeve for Freddy to try.

Good choices!

 

[BluSwatch]

101 Ways To Annoy People
1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.

2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage."

3. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."

4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip..."

5. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

6. Amuse yourself for endless hours by hooking a camcorder to your TV and then pointing it at the screen. <

7. Speak only in a "robot" voice.

8. Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly.

9. Start each meal by conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will "swipe your grub".

10. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 98 copies.

11. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.

12. Sniffle incessantly.

13. Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles.

14. Name your dog "Dog." 15. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."

16. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what YOU think."

17. Claim that you must always wear a bicycle helmet as part of your "astronaut training."

18. Declare your apartment an independent nation, and sue your neighbors upstairs for "violating your airspace".

19. Forget the punchline to a long joke, but assure the listener it was a "real hoot."

20. Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with Lysol.

 

[BluSwatch]

Here are the other 80 .... I find some of them hilarious.

Misc Jokes : 101 Ways To Annoy People

 

[AmberB]

Here are the other 80 .... I find some of them hilarious.

Misc Jokes : 101 Ways To Annoy People

I used to be the managing editor of a magazine and I would always sneak one of those lists in. Lol! My fave was alway fun things to do in an elevator!

 

[damselle]

Wow! exciting stuff happening here tonight! KCOS, didn't realize the Mawn Drip Tip site is yours. this is wonderful because you know just what we like and you'll be offering them online!

Amber, that's a gorgeous tip! happy birthday.

is the custom ordering up on your site yet Bert?

 

[Starlight682]

101 Ways To Annoy People
1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.

2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage."

3. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."

4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip..."

5. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

6. Amuse yourself for endless hours by hooking a camcorder to your TV and then pointing it at the screen. <

7. Speak only in a "robot" voice.

8. Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly.

9. Start each meal by conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will "swipe your grub".

10. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 98 copies.

11. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.

12. Sniffle incessantly.

13. Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles.

14. Name your dog "Dog." 15. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."

16. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what YOU think."

17. Claim that you must always wear a bicycle helmet as part of your "astronaut training."

18. Declare your apartment an independent nation, and sue your neighbors upstairs for "violating your airspace".

19. Forget the punchline to a long joke, but assure the listener it was a "real hoot."

20. Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with Lysol.

#8 drives me nuts lol
and #13

 

[damselle]

guess not, i just logged on and don't see that feature yet. Bert, or anyone....what is the name of the design of this tip?



it's one of my favs and I'd love to have more of it.

 

[BluSwatch]

Star - I like #18 .... that is how I feel about my fence ..... MY fence ....

 

[jdubious]

guess not, i just logged on and don't see that feature yet. Bert, or anyone....what is the name of the design of this tip?

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it's one of my favs and I'd love to have more of it.

If I'm not mistaken that is a non-dicro flatmouth made by Freddy. He uses the signature glass from his colleague James Yaun

 

[Starlight682]

Star - I like #18 .... that is how I feel about my fence ..... MY fence ....

it is awesome, i've lived below people i should have done it too like the 16 yr old who fell asleep drunk in the tub and flooded my whole apartment and caught all the wires in the walls on fire because they got wet
best part was his friends though, who freaked out and pretended like no one was home when we went upstairs, and the fire department had to ram open their door to find them all sitting on the couch

did i mention i was 8 months pregnant at the time

 

[BluSwatch]

Sitting on the couch???

 

[katester]

Got an SOS call from a friend needing someone to talk to, so just now getting back to catching up & I think I've finally done it, whew!

And, sorry this is going to be long, but just wanted to catch up with some of you...

JD- so sorry about your Trippy, that's so sad

Odium- hope your hand is healing well

Sooner- congrats on getting your dream tip!!!! What an amazing surprise So happy that it didn't get permentally pulled into the USPS black hole

Star- you are amazing!! What a kind and generous thing you did for Sooner!

Bert- the Trippy pics look amazing!! Can't wait for a SALE

Mal- your new mod looks amazing!! I can't believe that you can vape that Look forward to hearing how you like it!

Willow- love the pictures from your son's wedding!! And your aquarium pics make me want to go visit the Denver Aquarium!!

Bonnie- LOVE the red "jdub" Trippy and matching tank!! And, great collection

Sedge- what a great new wood mod Beautiful plus it has a DNA chip?!? WOW!!

Amber- So sorry to hear about your painful dentist visit. Sounds awful

Kcos- YIPPIE for awesome Trippy's for Mawn!! I see several in that batch I would kill for, well almost

Bert- this one is amazing!! Haven't seen anything like it before!!

Amber- PUFF!!!!!! That just made me so happy to read how that played out!!

Blu- haven't gotten to PMs yet... But got called out before I had a chance to search, so THANK YOU!! I may have to disappear for a few minutes to get my pre-order in!!

 

[BluSwatch]

katester - there are 2 weeks to get your order in, and everything available isn't listed yet ....
Imeo posted a list today of stuff he would be willing to make, so COV has to figure out how to list it all.

 

[sashwa]

When my daughter was growing up, we always lived on a top floor and I was always telling her not to walk so heavy, no stomping when she was mad, and no running. She always thought I was so mean.

When she moved out with a girlfriend they got a place on the first floor and the family who lived above them had small kids. She came home one day and told me that she now knew why I was always on her case about running and stomping. She was not happy when I laughed at her.