I'm just loving this beyond words. I also had to laugh as whatever is coming out of Oscar's can is making it look like I'm holding a phone to my head. That's funny for 2 reasons:
#1 I did telephone tech support in a call center for 2 & 1/2 years of the 10 years I worked for Truevision (
Wikipedia) and there were times when I wanted to absolutely destroy perfectly good handsets at home simply for ringing at the wrong time of the evening like Dinner hour. I hate the telephone for anything other than personal communications and vowed to use one as little as possible.
#2 After being laid off from that video editing hardware company, I took my current job with a Telecomm software company. I literally sat in our lab for my first 4 years surrounded by 800+ phones all ringing sporadically, ALL DAY LONG!! Thankfully now I have my own window office far from the sound of those infernal devices. I'm so happy my smart phone doesn't make a classic telephone sound.
So it gave me quite a chuckle to see my head once again glued to the phone. Brew