Lol can you imagine spending a whole day creating a bunch of those?OMG don't tell me I need to make another one...
Beata: How was work today?
Bert: Well, I blew a bunch of *****
(that wasn't offensive right?? I used asterisks lol)It must be us then. I guess we just attract those kinda friendsLMAO! You know, we do both eat at that I-dont-care-if-it-gives-me-food-poisoning-mexican-place so maybe our friends transport from town to town with it.

A couple years ago we bought a 50-pack of squishy genital keychains... We gave one to every friend that came by that week... It was an awesome Christmas
They were squirt guns too, you squeeze them ad put them in water and take them out. To this day if you go to a certain bar in SLO, more than likely you will see something get sprayed with one of the keychains we gave our friends 

