We can only hope that something like this happens:
Anti-tobacco lawyer Scruggs sentenced to 5 years in prison for conspiring to bribe judge
Richard "Dickie" Scruggs, the attorney who built his career by taking on tobacco, asbestos and insurance companies, was sentenced Friday to five years in prison for conspiring to bribe a judge.
U.S. District Judge Neal Biggers Jr. called Scruggs' conduct "reprehensible" and fined him $250,000. The judge handed down the full sentence requested by prosecutors despite arguments from the defense for half that time in prison.
Scruggs appeared to nearly faint as the federal judge scolded him for his conduct. Some people in the courtroom gasped as Scruggs started to ...
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...give Judge Biggers fellatio in an effort to reduce his prison term.
"Shocking! I never saw such conduct in a government building since Bill Clinton got Monica Lewinskis dry cleaning bill!" says Attorney Wedoo, lead prosecutor for the case.
Attorney Bill Cheetham was also shocked.
"We must step up to the plate and make a stand. Bribes and performing fellatio on a sitting judge to sway his ruling is dangerous to the legal justice system."
John Howe, legal analyst for the state, emphesises that despite the fellatio, the judge will prevail with a correct verdict.
"Judge Scruggs is a fair and unbiased man. He will make a fair ruling despite the odds against him"
Scruggs was unavailable for comment.
Issued by: The Law Offices of Weedoo, Cheetham, and Howe
