Avoid Red Bull flavour

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Gatso

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Jun 20, 2011
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Ughhh - I thought Red Bull juice would be a fun alternative....

It tastes ok to start but then the medicine-y aftertaste kicks in.

I would say it tastes like a fat clowns ........

Then that medicine smell fills the room and you wish that you never vaped ever as you curse the demon elixir that you just vaped.

Then as you begin to feel better you get another wiff of the stench it left behind. Now it smells like that seedy nightclub - you know that one you used to go to in the UK back in the early 2000's when Red Bull was new and Red Bull and vodka was the drink of choice for drunk slappers. And when you were trying to pick up said drunk skanks they would make you have a sip of their 'awsome' choice of mixed drink. Then when you had that sip it didnt mix with all the beer you had been drinking previously and you excused yourself and walked home in the cold because you were worried if you got in a taxi you might throw up.....which was the right choice because the inevitable happened as you walked. And those loose women always eluded you due to you foolishly agreeing to sip their poisonous drink.

Come to think of it why did I order Red Bull juice anyway??? I hate Red Bull.

AVOID AT ALL COSTS!!!
 
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