Something with a detachable front panel for easy swapping, given the food spillage issues; although i can think of other reasons for the same.
Consider it the pioneering journey as you spill and dribble drinks and soup at lunchtime; one you are making for all the rest of us that will soon enough be forced back into the labor market as we tire of the Caribbean holidays, leather bondage and medical bills.
As you can see, my outlook has become scarily upbeat and positive lately.
The issue i'd have returning to work is that i'd likely have told them what i really think and that makes for an awkwardness i absolutely love!
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