One thing about me... I am goofy. I don't hide it either, I embrace it. Big Tobacco and "the powers to be" are doing their best to hide and hinder e-cigs as an alternative. ECF is getting the word out. My "goofy" way of saying thanks is to hopefully bring a smile to your day and little perspective to this time of year. So take a break... grab a vape...
T'was the night before Christmas in the mall parking lot
Edged out by Granny, I lost the last spot
I circled around as the shoppers past by
Their bags full of treasure, rushing home for the night.
The eighth time around by chance or by luck
I was able to park, when a Prius backed up
Now the space was not big, in fact, it was small
Took out both mirrors... but I fit after all.
Mumbling words not fit to repeat
When the doors would not open, I climbed the back seat
With style and grace, from the rear of the van
I emerged with a thud and fell on my can.
Now on the clock, with closing time near
I made a vow to shop early next year
Soaked to the bone with slush on my pants
It was in that fine moment... it hit me at last.
The meaning of Christmas was not on my list
Of things we don't need but think I must get
Not games for the X-box or three pair of Beats
Things with ten cords and little black screens.
It was not made in China or found in a cart
It was not at the mall or even Walmart
It was not in the isles and not on the shelves...
It was bigger than Santa and all of his elves.
Too big for stockings, to big for a box
It came without ribbons or red bows on top
I smiled and laughed alone with my thought
For it's not what I get... but all that we've got.
Crawling back through the hatch, I headed for home
And my brain grew three sizes that night as I drove
The moon danced on the snow, stars lit the way
Peace filled my heart as Silent Night played.
A glow from our porch brought a tear to my eye
For the meaning of Christmas is the family inside
The politically correct I may offend with this phrase
But MERRY CHRISTMAS to all... not Happy Holidays.