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[benji2290]

I'm friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.

I don't know y.

 

[Seleya]

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?

Where's my tractor?

 

[Seleya]

What happened to the magic tractor?

It went down the lane and turned into a field.

 

[Seleya]

What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No ideer

 

[Seleya]

What do you call a deer with no eyes & no legs?

Still no ideer

 

[Seleya]

If you ever get cold, just stand in a corner for a bit.
They're usually around 90 degrees.

 

[Seleya]

I think I want a job cleaning mirrors. It's just something I could really see myself doing.

 

[Seleya]

Two cats are swimming across a river. One's name is "One two three" and the other's name is "Un deux trois."
Who makes it across?

One two three, because Un deux trois cat sank

 

[Seleya]

What's something that's red and bad for your teeth?

A brick.

 

[Seleya]

Why aren't there any knock knock jokes about freedom?

Because freedom rings

 

[Seleya]

What happened to the cow that jumped over the barbed wire fence?

Udder destruction

 

[Seleya]

Where do animals go when their tails fall off?

The retail store

 

[Seleya]

A magician was driving down the road when he turned into a driveway.

 

[Seleya]

"Could you please call me a taxi?"

"You're a taxi."

 

[Seleya]

How does a train eat?

It goes chew chew.

 

[Seleya]

What's orange and sounds like a parrot?

A carrot.

 

[Seleya]

What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Bat Mobile?

"Get in the Bat Mobile."

 

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