Then quit fussing about me going to bed.
It's not about you going to bed...it's about you being old and not being able to stay up late...you know at your age, you've got to get plenty of sleep.
OH no all the deep dark ones are safe with me sweetie.
Um, why am I not reassured with that statement!

Tell him I said BACK OFF OR LOSE A LIMB. This is more important than him.
I told him that, he wasn't very impressed! Especially when I told him it was some crazy old man on the internet telling me to say that!

First let me welcome you to our little insane asylum. Second I'll get you any way I can er um I mean here.
Oh, don't worry about Evie...she's been in worse insane asylums than here and she can hold her own!

