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Hell, if I have another week like the past couple, I might just disappear. Of course then I could never come back.Girl, I can imagine how much fun we'd have. If we went to LA, I'd have to find out where my best friend is living (she used to live in NO) and see if she'd join us. She's just like us. The 3 of us together would cause some havoc. We might need bail money.
That would be a blast...and the more the merrier!
And you know we could get in tons of trouble in NO...I know all the good places! ...Might have to keep the boss on speed dial so she can come bail us out! 
That would be a blast...and the more the merrier!
Funny stpry...at least now that I can look back on it and laugh at my dumb self...I was young, dumb, and looking for whatever would let me mount it....well almost whatever, but once infused with beer and some courage shots, I was out to conquer the ladies.
In short, went down to NOLA for a work conference. Had a couple of just as crazy buddies with me. Had lots of drinks, visited several of the ladies who don't like to wear clothing bars, drank even more drinks, puked somewhere, had a few more drinks to take off the edge of the edge, and then on our way out, there she was. Tall, dark, boobs were already out, and had not much of some shorts on. In some bar there and there was an AC/DC cover band....wow, could it get any better. Live AC/DC music and a hot gal, just wanting me to talk to her. So in I strolled, got me another drink, and it was off to the flattering her in my best effort in order to see what was under those shorts. Little talking and next thing I know she was letting me touch the girls. Chug chug, beer gone. Go back to bar to get another...my prey was in reach now. Bartender says, hey, you look like an honest young man, and i can see you have a higher alcohol content in your body than this beer im about to serve you. Did you know your gal there was a guy???
I think was the exact order of my appearance. No way, I could not believe it. I argued with the bartender, told him how wonderful her fun bags felt, and said again, NO WAY!!! Well, then he proceeds to point out all the things that obviously my beer goggled eyes had seemed to have missed...or shall i say, passed on quick inspection. After all, the boobs were out and my missile guidance system was on target. Anywayyyyyy, luckily one of my other drunk buddies came in and got me back on track back to the hotel room. We laughed about it for years. Every time we saw each other, we told a few more people the story. One of the most entertaining nights i have ever had....NOLA...the place of dreams and dream crashers lol.
So I took my nap (and forgot to plug up my MVP again ) and my partner woke me up at the time I wanted to get up by turning on a 12 hour video of tribbles from Star Trek making noise. I woke up laughing so hard.
) and my partner woke me up at the time I wanted to get up by turning on a 12 hour video of tribbles from Star Trek making noise. I woke up laughing so hard. 
That would be a blast...and the more the merrier!
Bwahaha.. I like a friend that has a lawyer on speed dial. LMAO She could bail us out and then get us off the hook.
Funny stpry...at least now that I can look back on it and laugh at my dumb self...I was young, dumb, and looking for whatever would let me mount it....well almost whatever, but once infused with beer and some courage shots, I was out to conquer the ladies.
In short, went down to NOLA for a work conference. Had a couple of just as crazy buddies with me. Had lots of drinks, visited several of the ladies who don't like to wear clothing bars, drank even more drinks, puked somewhere, had a few more drinks to take off the edge of the edge, and then on our way out, there she was. Tall, dark, boobs were already out, and had not much of some shorts on. In some bar there and there was an AC/DC cover band....wow, could it get any better. Live AC/DC music and a hot gal, just wanting me to talk to her. So in I strolled, got me another drink, and it was off to the flattering her in my best effort in order to see what was under those shorts. Little talking and next thing I know she was letting me touch the girls. Chug chug, beer gone. Go back to bar to get another...my prey was in reach now. Bartender says, hey, you look like an honest young man, and i can see you have a higher alcohol content in your body than this beer im about to serve you. Did you know your gal there was a guy???
Anywayyyyyy, luckily one of my other drunk buddies came in and got me back on track back to the hotel room. We laughed about it for years. Every time we saw each other, we told a few more people the story. One of the most entertaining nights i have ever had....NOLA...the place of dreams and dream crashers lol.
Well in NOLA that's pretty typical...got to be real careful which bars you go into!
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