Bothered by occasional or frequent constipation?

[BOREMAN]

Bothered by occasional or frequent constipation? Look in the mirror and repeat the following phrase three times in succession when symptoms occur:

"My present and future rights and choice to vape using e-cigarette products, and my personal well being are totally in the hands of..."

The FDA
ASH.org
Any person(s) or other organizations wanting to infringe on my right to vape.

If that doesn't scare the "CRAP" out of you, then you are probably destined to be backed up for the rest of your life.

There is no need to thank me for this advice. I'm just doing it as a public service.

vape on everyone and smile, smile, smile

 

[BloodFart]

haha, funny

 

[I am Nico]

i lol'd ......

 

[DaBrat]

I ROFL!!!!! I needed that!

 

[SudokuGal]

Good one...thanks for the laugh.

 

[Briar]

What do you know... It works.

 

[jeffakamax]

And here I thought this was going to be about a Math major who worked it out with a pencil.

**Rimshot... no pun intended.