Actually, black works for me. More stealthy. Those purple ones really stood out from the mailbox and I was always anxious to get home to retrieve my stuff. 
Brace yourself... traumatic news...
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Mr. Nicoticket, lets get rid of the bottles altogether. Just run a pipeline from Omaha to Illinois....
Yep! Especially after my neighbor got busted for biggest pot raid ever.
She already thinks I'm nuts for all the packages of bird stuff I get.
BREAKING NEWS
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A person with the alias Bionicunderwear came under suspicion earlier this week after reports of multiple black packages being smuggled to Bionicunderwear's home address in the small town of Springville, Utah. Authorities report that they found four 30ml bottles of the H1N1 Virus in Bionicunderwear's sock drawer. Officials estimate that this quantity of the Virus would have been enough to infect over 500 individuals for life. They also found multiple high-drain batteries and pipe-bomb shaped metal tubes, 100s of feet of resistance wire and miles of cotton string. What these materials were going to be used for is not clear at this point. The Mormon church will neither confirm nor deny whether or not Bionicunderwear is a member.
Ummmmmm apparently you know UTAH! LOL! This is exactly how it will be. There will be the bomb squad. All local law enforcement. People in hazmat suits. AND I will be drug out in my pajamas with cuffs on looking like I'm a crack head...screaming for my black packages.
Yes, I definitely know about Utah. My sister got sucked into Utah by the Latter Day Saints like they were holding the worlds biggest vacuum!!!!
Mail guy at our office is going to be stumped. He knows without looking at the name any purple package is mine and would deliver before any other mail. It took me a couple of weeks to get him trained so now have to start over.
I wish. Any personal package delivered at my work comes the day after its actual delivery. And it usually comes with a post-it saying "no personal mail" lol
Off topic true story:
My coworker who is 75 was laying on her couch in her underwear having a midday nap when her front and back doors were smashed open and the CBI handcuffed her and started pulling apart her house. An agent finally shoved the search warrant in her face and it was a drug raid for a house three blocks away. It seems they read the house humber right but no one took notice of the street name...It took three months for them to replace her doors and door jambs and she couldn't lock her house all that time...
Oh no! No more FOOPB. Now it's FOOBB. We still have purple caps and zotz at least. 
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Black mail? Gaahhh! Clark, you could send off da'juice wrapped in an old pair of your skivvies and it wouldn't matter much as its all about the wonderful contents in the bottles for me.
No worries!
No worries!
Off topic true story:
My coworker who is 75 was laying on her couch in her underwear having a midday nap when her front and back doors were smashed open and the CBI handcuffed her and started pulling apart her house. An agent finally shoved the search warrant in her face and it was a drug raid for a house three blocks away. It seems they read the house humber right but no one took notice of the street name...It took three months for them to replace her doors and door jambs and she couldn't lock her house all that time...
Another true story...my husband had a client who lived in government housing. The addresses were different on each building but once inside the building the apartments were numbered the same. His client was the victim of a mistaken address drug raid. They trashed the place and didn't seem really concerned with repairing the damage until he filed a lawsuit against the police department. Everything was repaired/replaced quickly after that.
Yeah, Loretta didn't have the money for a lawyer so called the news stations. After months of begging them to make amends all it took was one airing of her story on the nightly news and they got it done. Nothing like a grey-haired 75 year old mother of 12 to work the guilt...
Yeah, Loretta didn't have the money for a lawyer so called the news stations. After months of begging them to make amends all it took was one airing of her story on the nightly news and they got it done. Nothing like a grey-haired 75 year old mother of 12 to work the guilt...
I have no doubts that would get the job done quickly!!
LMAO - guilty as charged - they are back in stock, just a few cases of limited edition black mail - get em while they are hot so you can show the judge.
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