I have a problem. Actually two problems, and I've let things get out of hand. I need help.
My first problem is money. I'm retired and I live on an income of $600 per month from Social Security. You might say that I am "independently destitute." I know its not a lot of money but things were fine until I started vaping and found Backwoods Brew. Soon I found myself spending almost all of my income on Casa, Exotic, Applewood, EJoker, Malty Toffee, and the ever elusive RY4. But, my mortgage is low, I don't eat much, and I was able to just eek by until my family and the neighbors showed up.
Now, I'm a nice guy and I want everyone to like me so I started sharing my BWB juices with everyone (and I need their vote for President of the Homeowners Association), and I soon found that I was spending $800 a month on BWB juices. Holy S...I've got to stop this. I'm broke, and I
can't borrow any more money.
So, I sat down with my friends and family to explain the situation, i.e. I have no more money and they will have to pay for their own BWB juices. You should have heard the explosion. I believe those about to be deprived of their Casablanca were the most irate, although the RY4's were a close second. The EJokers acted like they were off their meds, and after a trip to the ER I learned that you should never get in the way of your elderly Aunt Mary and her Malty Toffee. I believe that they all felt that they were entitled to free BWB juices, and OMG what shall we do now.
I felt rather proud of myself for standing up for my convictions, and the need to feed myself. But, now I think I have another problem. Last night at the end of the block I thought I saw a crowd lighting torches. Uh Oh!
I have to end this now because I need to retire to my safe room in the basement just in case...
I've had a chance to think this out and I've come to the conclusion that this is all Don's fault. However, I hope he gets back from vacation soon cuz I need some Dulce.
My first problem is money. I'm retired and I live on an income of $600 per month from Social Security. You might say that I am "independently destitute." I know its not a lot of money but things were fine until I started vaping and found Backwoods Brew. Soon I found myself spending almost all of my income on Casa, Exotic, Applewood, EJoker, Malty Toffee, and the ever elusive RY4. But, my mortgage is low, I don't eat much, and I was able to just eek by until my family and the neighbors showed up.
Now, I'm a nice guy and I want everyone to like me so I started sharing my BWB juices with everyone (and I need their vote for President of the Homeowners Association), and I soon found that I was spending $800 a month on BWB juices. Holy S...I've got to stop this. I'm broke, and I
can't borrow any more money.
So, I sat down with my friends and family to explain the situation, i.e. I have no more money and they will have to pay for their own BWB juices. You should have heard the explosion. I believe those about to be deprived of their Casablanca were the most irate, although the RY4's were a close second. The EJokers acted like they were off their meds, and after a trip to the ER I learned that you should never get in the way of your elderly Aunt Mary and her Malty Toffee. I believe that they all felt that they were entitled to free BWB juices, and OMG what shall we do now.
I felt rather proud of myself for standing up for my convictions, and the need to feed myself. But, now I think I have another problem. Last night at the end of the block I thought I saw a crowd lighting torches. Uh Oh!
I have to end this now because I need to retire to my safe room in the basement just in case...
I've had a chance to think this out and I've come to the conclusion that this is all Don's fault. However, I hope he gets back from vacation soon cuz I need some Dulce.
