What wonderful and curious contraptions they are, certainly greater than the sum of their parts. Imaginary, of course, just as e-cigarettes themselves are to so many: a figment, a fad, a fraud. An option not known to exist. Or, if known, then discarded, discounted, exiled to a rebel outpost in the outlands of the internet. An outpost I fortuitously stumbled upon some 5 weeks ago while investigating the Gauge-gravity duality. An unwelcomed interruption at first, to my most imperative research, but later discovered to be intrinsically intertwined with the very topic of my endeavors, as are all such universal coincidences.
And here I have lurked silently amongst you, studying your species, acquiring your contraptions, most fastidiously learning your strange customs. Dripping, bottom-feeding yes, these once foreign rituals do indeed show potential! Cartomizers, atomizers, tanks, and mods. These are terms with which I am now familiar, and devices whose practical operation I am incrementally ascertaining. Be warned: my power grows daily!
And as my capabilities and possibilities burgeon and proliferate, it becomes no longer necessary to conceal my greatness. To all citizens of ECF, on this Day of Leap, I say this: I have only just begun my research on your species, but surely it will continue for now I am one of you!
And here I have lurked silently amongst you, studying your species, acquiring your contraptions, most fastidiously learning your strange customs. Dripping, bottom-feeding yes, these once foreign rituals do indeed show potential! Cartomizers, atomizers, tanks, and mods. These are terms with which I am now familiar, and devices whose practical operation I am incrementally ascertaining. Be warned: my power grows daily!
And as my capabilities and possibilities burgeon and proliferate, it becomes no longer necessary to conceal my greatness. To all citizens of ECF, on this Day of Leap, I say this: I have only just begun my research on your species, but surely it will continue for now I am one of you!
